I’m just so thrilled to be talking about this, because, you know, it’s not like we have better things to discuss, like the meaning of life or something. But, apparently, Wisconsin is taking legal action against Elon Musk, because, why not? I mean, who needs laws and regulations when you have billionaires running around, right? And, by the way, have you seen the books about Elon Musk on Amazon? They’re, like, super interesting, I’m sure.
And, let’s get back to the story, because I’m sure you’re all on the edge of your seats, wondering what’s going to happen next. So, apparently, Elon Musk (because, of course, it’s always about him) offered some cash to election officials in Wisconsin, and now they’re all, like, “Hey, that’s not cool, dude.” I mean, who doesn’t love a good game of “buy the election,” am I right? But, seriously, what is wrong with this guy? Can’t he just, like, stick to making electric cars or something?
But, I guess that’s not the point, because the point is that Wisconsin is taking legal action, and that’s, like, super serious, I’m sure. I mean, it’s not like they have better things to do, like, I don’t know, fixing their roads or something. And, by the way, have you seen the maps of Wisconsin on Amazon? They’re, like, really helpful, I’m sure. Anyway, where was I? Oh right, the legal action. So, it’s all very dramatic and stuff, with lawyers and court cases and all that jazz.
And, I’m just going to say it, because someone has to, but what is the point of all this? Is it just to, like, make Elon Musk look bad or something? Because, newsflash, that’s not going to happen. The guy is, like, a billionaire, for crying out loud. He can, like, buy his way out of anything. But, I guess that’s not the point, because the point is that Wisconsin is taking a stand, and that’s, like, super admirable, I’m sure.
But, let’s be real, because someone has to. This is all just, like, a big show, a big spectacle, a big “look at me, I’m Wisconsin, and I’m taking on Elon Musk.” And, I’m just not buying it, because, honestly, it’s all just a bit too much. I mean, can’t we just, like, focus on something else for a change? Like, I don’t know, COVID-19 or something? But, no, instead we’re stuck talking about Elon Musk and his election cash offering. Joy.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone seen that new movie on Netflix? I heard it’s, like, really good. But, I digress, because we’re talking about Wisconsin and Elon Musk, and that’s, like, super important, I’m sure. Anyway, where was I? Oh right, the legal action. So, it’s all very serious and stuff, but let’s be real, it’s all just a bit too much. I mean, can’t we just, like, move on to something else? Like, I don’t know, space exploration or something? But, no, instead we’re stuck talking about this. Sigh.
But, I guess that’s just the way it is, because, you know, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. And, by the way, have you tried those chocolate chip cookies on Amazon? They’re, like, really good, I’m sure. Anyway, where was I? Oh right, the legal action. So, it’s all very dramatic and stuff, but let’s be real, it’s all just a bit too much. I mean, can’t we just, like, focus on something else for a change? Like, I don’t know, helping children in need or something? But, no, instead we’re stuck talking about this. Joy.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone seen that new video on YouTube? I heard it’s, like, really funny. But, I digress, because we’re talking about Wisconsin and Elon Musk, and that’s, like, super important, I’m sure. Anyway, where was I? Oh right, the legal action. So, it’s all very serious and stuff, but let’s be real, it’s all just a bit too much. I mean, can’t we just, like, move on to something else? Like, I don’t know, protecting the environment or something? But, no, instead we’re stuck talking about this. Sigh.
And, I’m just going to say it, because someone has to, but what’s the point of all this? Is it just to, like, make Elon Musk look bad or something? Because, newsflash, that’s not going to happen. The guy is, like, a billionaire, for crying out loud. He can, like, buy his way out of anything. But, I guess that’s not the point, because the point is that Wisconsin is taking a stand, and that’s, like, super admirable, I’m sure. But, let’s be real, because someone has to. This is all just, like, a big show, a big spectacle, a big “look at me, I’m Wisconsin, and I’m taking on Elon Musk.” And, I’m just not buying it, because, honestly, it’s all just a bit too much.