I’m just so done with this guy, Donald Trump – can’t he just answer a question without throwing a tantrum? And what’s with the personal attacks on journalists, like Annmarie Hordern from Bloomberg?
And I mean, come on, who asks “Who are you with?” to avoid answering a question – it’s like, hello, we know you’re trying to dodge the topic, but that’s just not how it works, buddy. But, of course, he gets away with it because, well, that’s just how things are these days, right? (By the way, has anyone tried decaf coffee? Maybe Trump should give it a shot).
But what really gets my goat is that he has the nerve to call a question “stupid” – I mean, isn’t that just, like, rich coming from a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer? And don’t even get me started on the whole “we’ve been treated so badly by other countries” thing – are you kidding me, dude? You’re like a big, whiny baby who can’t handle a little bit of criticism.
And can we talk about how he handled the question about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine? Oh wait, no we can’t, because he didn’t actually answer it – he just moved on to something else, like a big ol’ elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about.
But I guess that’s just how it goes when you’re a master of deflection like Trump – you just keep on dodging and weaving until nobody knows what’s going on anymore. And then you ask some poor journalist “Who are you with?” and act like that’s a real question – it’s like, dude, we’re not idiots, we know what you’re doing.
And, by the way, has anyone noticed how he always does this? Like, it’s not even a clever tactic anymore, it’s just, been there, done that, got the t-shirt – can’t he come up with something new for once? But no, of course not, because that would require actual effort and crisis management skills, and we all know how well he does with those.
But, hey, at least some people are trying to hold him accountable, right? I mean, it’s not like the whole world has just given up and decided to let him do whatever he wants – although, sometimes it feels that way. And don’t even get me started on the whole fake news thing – like, come on, dude, that’s just a bunch of malarkey.
Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, Trump and his amazing ability to avoid answering questions – it’s like a superpower, really. But, in all seriousness, can’t we just have a real conversation for once, without all the deflection and bluster? Is that too much to ask? Apparently so, because every time someone tries to ask him a tough question, he just shuts them down and moves on to something else.
But, hey, what do I know – maybe I’m just a low-energy person who doesn’t understand how the game is played. Maybe Trump is just a genius and we’re all just too stupid to see it – but I highly doubt it. And, by the way, can someone please explain to me why he always has to insult people – is that really necessary? Can’t he just, I don’t know, be diplomatic for once?
But, I guess that’s just not how it works in Trump world, where facts don’t matter and truth is relative. And, honestly, it’s just exhausting – can’t we all just have a rational conversation for once, without all the drama and deflection? Is that too much to ask? Apparently so.