Ugh, can you believe this? Barron Trump, the son of President Donald Trump, is apparently a genius or something. I mean, according to his dad, he’s got an “unbelievable aptitude in technology” – wow, what a unique and not-at-all-overused phrase. And how did Donald discover this hidden talent? By trying to turn off Barron’s laptop, only to find that he had turned it back on five minutes later. I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you measure someone’s technological prowess.
And, of course, this is all coming from an interview with Fox News’ Laura Ingraham, because where else would you go to get unbiased and totally-not-scripted information? I mean, it’s not like they’re trying to promote the Trump brand or anything (if you want to learn more about the Trump family, you can check out books about them on Amazon).
But let’s get back to Barron’s supposedly impressive tech skills. I guess it’s nice that he can use a laptop, but is that really something to brag about in this day and age? I mean, come on, even my grandma can use a laptop (well, maybe not mine, but you get the point). And what’s with the whole “none of your business, Dad” thing? Is Barron trying to be some kind of teenage rebel or something?
And, by the way, have you seen the article about Barron’s 19th birthday? It’s got all sorts of juicy details about his life and interests. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out articles about his mom, Melania Trump, and learn more about her background and values.
But, I guess what’s really important here is that Barron is studying business at New York University, because that’s exactly what the world needs – another business major. And, of course, he’s got the perfect role model in his dad, who has a long history of successful business ventures (just don’t ask about the whole Trump University thing).
And, according to some random source, Barron is “an old soul who is smart, well-spoken and well-read.” Wow, what a glowing review. I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what every college student wants to be known for – being an old soul. I mean, who needs to be fun and spontaneous when you can be smart and well-read, right?
But, hey, at least Barron is trying to make his own way in the world, even if it is by following in his dad’s footsteps. And who knows, maybe he’ll even start his own company someday and make a fortune (just don’t expect me to invest in it).
Anyway, that’s all for now. I hope you enjoyed this totally-not-biased article about Barron Trump. If you want to learn more about the Trump family and their business ventures, you can check out books about them on Amazon. Or, if you’re feeling really generous, you could sign up for PEOPLE’s free daily newsletter and get all the latest updates on the Trump family and other celebrities. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Oh, and one more thing – if you’re looking for a new laptop, I hear Barron Trump is an expert on those. Just don’t ask him to turn it off.
And, finally, if you want to see more pictures of the Trump family, you can check out Getty Images. They’ve got all sorts of great photos of the family, including some really cute ones of Barron.
But, I mean, seriously, who cares about the Trump family? Can’t we just talk about something else for once? Like, I don’t know, cat videos or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that video of Donald Trump’s interview with Laura Ingraham? It’s got some really interesting insights into the Trump family and their values. Or, if you’d rather read about it, you can check out articles about Donald Trump on PEOPLE.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that Barron Trump is a smart kid, right? I mean, he’s got a good head on his shoulders and he’s going to do great things someday. Just don’t expect me to be cheering him on or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family’s business ventures, you can check out books about them on Amazon. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could read about the Trump Organization on Wikipedia. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, space exploration or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that NASA website? It’s got all sorts of cool information about space and astronomy. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some books about space on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be joining you on any space missions or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that space is pretty cool, right? I mean, who doesn’t love looking up at the stars and wondering what’s out there? Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their interests, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, food recipes or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Allrecipes website? It’s got all sorts of cool recipes and cooking tips. Or, if you’re feeling really hungry, you could check out some cookbooks on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be cooking up any storm or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that food is pretty great, right? I mean, who doesn’t love eating delicious meals and trying new recipes? Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their favorite foods, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some cookbooks about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, travel guides or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Lonely Planet website? It’s got all sorts of cool travel tips and destination guides. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some travel books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be traveling the world or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that travel is pretty great, right? I mean, who doesn’t love exploring new places and trying new things? Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their travel habits, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some travel guides about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, science news or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Scientific American website? It’s got all sorts of cool science news and articles. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some science books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that science is pretty cool, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about new discoveries and breakthroughs? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a scientist or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on science, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some science books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, history books or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that History Channel website? It’s got all sorts of cool history articles and documentaries. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some history books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that history is pretty important, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about the past and how it shapes our present? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a historian or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on history, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some history books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, art books or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Artsy website? It’s got all sorts of cool art articles and galleries. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some art books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that art is pretty great, right? I mean, who doesn’t love looking at beautiful paintings and sculptures? Just don’t expect me to be becoming an artist or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on art, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some art books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, music books or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Pitchfork website? It’s got all sorts of cool music articles and reviews. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some music books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that music is pretty great, right? I mean, who doesn’t love listening to their favorite songs and artists? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a musician or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on music, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some music books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, sports news or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that ESPN website? It’s got all sorts of cool sports articles and updates. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some sports books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that sports are pretty great, right? I mean, who doesn’t love watching their favorite teams and players? Just don’t expect me to be becoming an athlete or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on sports, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some sports books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, books on psychology or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Psychology Today website? It’s got all sorts of cool psychology articles and insights. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some psychology books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that psychology is pretty fascinating, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about the human mind and behavior? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a psychologist or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on psychology, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some psychology books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, philosophy books or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Philosophy Now website? It’s got all sorts of cool philosophy articles and debates. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some philosophy books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that philosophy is pretty thought-provoking, right? I mean, who doesn’t love exploring big questions and ideas? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a philosopher or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on philosophy, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some philosophy books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, economics books or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Economist website? It’s got all sorts of cool economics articles and analysis. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some economics books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that economics is pretty important, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about money and markets? Just don’t expect me to be becoming an economist or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on economics, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some economics books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, environmental issues or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that NASA Earth website? It’s got all sorts of cool environmental articles and updates. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some environmental books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that the environment is pretty important, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about climate change and conservation? Just don’t expect me to be becoming an environmentalist or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on environmental issues, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some environmental books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, technology news or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Wired website? It’s got all sorts of cool tech articles and updates. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some tech books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that technology is pretty cool, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about new gadgets and innovations? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a tech expert or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on technology, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some tech books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, health and wellness or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Healthline website? It’s got all sorts of cool health articles and tips. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some health books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that health is pretty important, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning about nutrition and fitness? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a health expert or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on health, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some health books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, entertainment news or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that E! News website? It’s got all sorts of cool entertainment articles and updates. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some entertainment books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that entertainment is pretty fun, right? I mean, who doesn’t love watching movies and TV shows? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a celebrity or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on entertainment, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some entertainment books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
But, I mean, seriously, can we just move on from the Trump family already? They’re not that interesting. Can’t we talk about something else? Like, I don’t know, educational resources or something?
And, by the way, have you seen that Khan Academy website? It’s got all sorts of cool educational articles and courses. Or, if you’re feeling really curious, you could check out some educational books on Amazon. Just don’t expect me to be getting too excited about it or anything.
But, hey, at least we can all agree that education is pretty important, right? I mean, who doesn’t love learning new things and expanding their knowledge? Just don’t expect me to be becoming a teacher or anything.
And, finally, if you want to learn more about the Trump family and their views on education, you can check out articles about them on PEOPLE. Or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you could check out some educational books about them on Amazon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.