Trump Accidentally Fires, Then Refires, People in Charge of Not Blowing Us All Up, Crisis Averted (Again)

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I mean, come on, can you believe this, the Trump administration officials are like a bunch of highly caffeinated amateurs trying to run a nuclear reactor with a nuclear stockpile without knowing what they’re doing, it’s like they’re playing with fire (not literally, or are they?).

But let’s get to the point, the National Nuclear Security Administration is a big deal, I mean, it’s not like running a lemonade stand, it’s about overseeing the U.S. nuclear arsenal, and Trump administration officials seemed to be completely oblivious to its importance, according to CNN sources.

And what’s even more astounding is that they actually fired the overseers of the U.S. nuclear stockpile, only to rehire them, I mean, what’s the point of that, are they trying to create some kind of bureaucratic circus, or are they just really indecisive, (by the way, have you seen that clown costume on Amazon, it’s hilarious).

But seriously, the U.S. Department of Energy is responsible for the safety and security of the U.S. nuclear stockpile, and the National Nuclear Security Administration plays a critical role in that, so, you would think that Trump administration officials would be, I don’t know, cautious when it comes to the people overseeing it, but no, they seem to be treating it like a game of chess, and we all know how that ended for Napoleon.

And can you believe that this is the same administration that’s been touting its national security credentials, I mean, it’s like they’re trying to pull the wool over our eyes, but we’re not buying it, are we, I mean, who needs competence when you have Twitter, right, (by the way, have you seen that Twitter bird costume on Amazon, it’s hilarious).

But what’s really scary is that this is not just about the nuclear stockpile, it’s about the entire U.S. energy infrastructure, and if Trump administration officials can’t even get this right, what else are they messing up, I mean, are we just waiting for a disaster to happen, or are we going to do something about it, (by the way, have you seen that emergency kit on Amazon, it’s a good idea to have one).

And let’s not forget that this is not just about the United States, it’s about global security, and if Trump administration officials can’t even get their own house in order, how can we trust them to deal with global threats, I mean, it’s like they’re playing a game of risk, but with real lives at stake, (by the way, have you seen that map of the world on Amazon, it’s a good reminder of how small we are).

But, I guess, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, and we’re just stuck with a bunch of incompetent officials trying to run the country, I mean, it’s like they’re trying to build a house without a blueprint, and we all know how that’s going to end, (by the way, have you seen that hard hat on Amazon, it’s a good idea to wear one when watching this administration).

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