Are you kidding me? The doge.gov website, which is supposed to track Elon Musk's cuts to the federal government, is about as secure as a toddler's playpen - and just as useful. I mean, who needs security when you're trying to be "transparent", right? (Ha!) According to not one, but two separate people who found the vulnerability and shared it with 404 Media, the website pulls from a database that can be edited by anyone…
Can you believe this?! Utah is at it again, folks, trying to ban pride flags in schools and government buildings because, you know, freedom. But, parentheses alert , only certain flags are allowed, like the Utah state flag, the U.S. flag, and - wait for it - historic versions of flags, which apparently includes the Confederate and Nazi flags, because, you know, education. And, by the way, have you seen the prices of history books…
And, quite frankly, it's about time someone did something about the utterly ridiculous Citizens United ruling, which has allowed billionaires like Elon Musk to basically buy their way into power - I mean, who needs democracy when you have billions of dollars to throw around, right (because that's exactly what our founding fathers had in mind, I'm sure)? But, anyway, Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal is trying to do something about it, introducing a constitutional amendment that…
Seriously, can you believe the latest antics of New York City Mayor Eric Adams? (I mean, I can, but still...) He gets indicted on federal criminal charges, and then he decides to buddy up with Donald Trump in a desperate attempt to get his case dropped. Because, you know, that's exactly what you do when you're in trouble - you call up your buddy Donald and ask for a favor... or two... or ten. And…
Can you believe this guy, Mitch McConnell, is still a thing? He's like the political equivalent of a bad rash that just won't go away. In 2016, he wrote this super boring memoir called The Long Game, where he basically says that the key to success is being a slow and steady, behind-the-scenes kinda guy (yawn). But, let's be real, his "long game" has been a total disaster, and his latest attempts at rebellion are…
