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RFK Jr. Suddenly Remembers He’s Not a Doctor, Cancels Meeting and Flu Shot Campaign to Return to Playing with Toy Vaccines
Indefinite Chaos: The Never-Ending Saga of Vaccine Politics And so, it begins - another chapter in the ongoing saga of vaccine politics, where indefinite changes are the new normal, and confusion is the name of the game. Stat, being the curious outlet they are, asked the HHS about the Wild to Mild campaign, as well as other promotional campaigns for vaccines, but instead got a response that was about as relevant as a chocolate cake…
Trump Fires Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff, Immediately Promotes Himself to Five-Star General of Everything
I mean, what's going on here, right? President Donald Trump just terminated Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman CQ Brown Jr., and I'm just sitting here wondering, what's the logic behind this move? Is it because Brown was doing a great job, and Trump wanted to, you know, reward him with a nice termination letter? Or is it because Trump has some personal vendetta against the highest-ranking military officer in the country? And then, there's the…
Trump’s Economic Genius: POLL Reveals He’s Only Slightly More Clueless Than a Kindergartener with a Piggy Bank
So, I'm reading this article about President Trump's handling of the U.S. economy, and I just can't help but think - what's going on here? According to a recent Gallup poll, Trump's approval rating on the economy stands at a whopping 42 percent. That's lower than any president's first-term February reading in recent history. I mean, what's the point of even having a president if they can't handle the economy? And, by the way, have…
Breaking: 83% of Americans Disapprove of Trump’s Jan 6 Pardons, Remaining 17% Apparently Still Waiting for Their Own Get Out of Jail Free Card
I'm just going to say it: the latest poll on Trump's Jan. 6 pardons is a total disaster. And by disaster, I mean a whopping 83 percent of Americans disapprove of them - yeah, that's right, check the numbers for yourself. But, honestly, who didn't see this coming? And let's be real, these pardons are a huge controversy, with many calling them an abuse of power - I mean, what's next, pardoning himself? (Can he…
French Leader Suddenly Remembers They Have Dignity, Cancels Speech After Realizing They’d Be Sharing Stage With Guy Who Uses ‘Alumni of the Tiki Torch Industry’ as a Bio Line
I mean, who doesn't love a good Nazi salute to get the party started, right? But, apparently, the French leader wasn't having it, and canceled their speech at CPAC after Bannon's little mishap. And, honestly, who can blame them? I'd cancel too if I had to share the stage with someone who thinks it's okay to throw up a Heil Hitler like it's a frat boy's secret handshake. And, let's be real, CPAC is already…
Trump’s Ego Spontaneously Combusts, Nation Shocked by Sudden Lack of Hot Air
Because who needs the Department of Education, right? I mean, what's the point of educating our future generations when we can just, you know, figure it out as we go? But seriously, Congress has to decide whether or not to keep the Department of Education, and let's be real, it's not like Elon Musk is going to swoop in and save the day (although, that would be kind of amazing). And I'm not even kidding,…
Irish Leaders Suddenly Remember They Have Better Things to Do Than Wear Green and Get Drunk with Politicians at White House
So, apparently, the leaders of Ireland's Sinn Féin party, Mary Lou McDonald and Michelle O'Neill, have decided to skip this year's St. Patrick's Day events at the White House, and I'm like, "good for them, I guess?" (I mean, who needs free booze and awkward small talk with Donald Trump anyway?) But seriously, they're protesting Trump's comments on Gaza, which, let's be real, is a total mess. But what's really interesting here is that Sinn…
Trump Supporter Loses Job to Dogecoin Overlord, Claims ‘Rufus the AI Dog’ is Trying to Make America Howl Again
I am just so done with the Donald Trump administration, you know? I mean, can you believe they're laying off thousands of IRS workers, including one guy who actually voted for Trump (the guy's books are still selling, though). But, apparently, that's not enough to save your job if you're a probationary employee with less than a year of service. And then there's this quote from Robert McCabe, the guy who got laid off: "I…
GOP Rep. Rich McCormick Survives Town Hall Event, Barely Escapes with Pants Intact and Dignity Somewhat Damaged
And let's get this straight, folks, a town hall event that was supposed to be a lovely, civil discussion about the issues turned into a complete and utter disaster, because, of course, it did. But what's really interesting is that GOP Rep. Rich McCormick thought he could just waltz in there and expect everyone to be all smiles and agree with him, (because that's always how it goes, right?). And then, the locals showed up,…
California Crowd Treats Trump Transportation Secretary with Same Level of Respect They Show to a Dodgers Fan at an Giants Game
I mean, can you believe it, the crowd in California went absolutely bonkers, booing the living daylights out of Trump's transportation secretary, and honestly, who can blame them? But let's get to the meat of the story, or rather, the lack thereof, because what's really going on here is a whole lot of posturing and not a whole lot of action, if you know what I mean. And don't even get me started on the…