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Trumpism Is Totally Working (If You’re a Reality TV Producer or a Therapist)
I mean, come on, let's get real here, The Comstock Act is just a fancy way of saying "abortion ban," and Trump's Department of Justice is just waiting for the perfect moment to enforce it, because, you know, they have nothing better to do (like, I don't know, solving actual crimes?). And, of course, JD Vance is right there cheering them on, because who needs personal freedom, anyway? But, seriously, can we talk about how…
Elon Musk Calls Social Security A ‘Ponzi Scheme’, Immediately Forgets Where He Put His Retirement Savings
Elon Musk is at it again, and this time he's taking aim at Social Security, calling it a "Ponzi scheme" - because, you know, that's exactly what it is (insert sarcasm here). And, of course, this comes as no surprise, given his history of, shall we say, "creative" ideas. I mean, who needs facts when you have Elon Musk's biography to tell you all about his, ahem, "brilliant" mind? But, in all seriousness, Musk's comments…
AOC and Elon Musk Engage in High-Stakes Battle of Wits, or as It’s Commonly Known, a Kindergarten Playground Fight
And let's dive right into the absurdity that is the Elon Musk vs. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez feud. But, I mean, who doesn't love a good celebrity (yes, I'm calling them celebrities, because, why not?) showdown? Apparently, Ocasio-Cortez recently called Musk a "_leech on the public_" (nice one, AOC, nice one) and honestly, I'm not entirely sure what that even means, but I'm here for it. Is it like a leech on a fish, sucking out all…
Kansas Senator’s Town Hall Meeting Overwhelmed by Throngs of People Who Somehow Still Can’t Believe They Elected a Reality TV Star as President
OAKLEY, Kansas — Are you kidding me? Critics of actions by president Donald Trump basically shut down a town hall meeting in rural Kansas, and I'm not even surprised. I mean, who wouldn't want to yell at a politician these days? And let's be real, the fact that President Donald Trump won this tiny county with 85% of the vote is just laughable - I'm not sure if that's a testament to his popularity or…
Vance Forcibly Equipped with Ski Gear, Told to ‘Ski to Siberia and Don’t Come Back’
And can you believe it, folks? A Sugarbush Resort employee decided to trash the Trump administration instead of giving the morning's snow report - because, you know, that's exactly what people want to hear when they're planning their ski trip (not). But seriously, who needs to know about the snow conditions when you can read a lengthy condemnation of the government? I mean, it's not like people are trying to plan their day or anything.…
I’m Mortified, But Honestly, It’s Just Tuesday for American Policy
Let's talk about the latest news, but, and I mean big but, can we please take a moment to appreciate the absolute chaos that is the current state of politics? I mean, it's like trying to drink from a firehose, but instead of water, it's a never-ending stream of crazy. And, by the way, have you ever tried to find a decent cup of coffee in this city? It's like they're trying to torture us…
Donald Trump Suffers Minor Ego Setback, Still Thinks He’s Winning at Life
Breaking News: a judge has finally done something that makes sense, and I'm not talking about the latest Seinfeld reruns I've been binge-watching (although, let's be real, those are always a good idea). U.S. District Court Judge Lauren King has issued a preliminary injunction blocking the Trump administration's executive order banning funding for hospitals that provide gender-affirming treatments to transgender youth. And, honestly, it's about time someone put their foot down and said, "Hey, Trump,…
Elon Musk Assures Joe Rogan He’s ‘Only Mostly a Supervillain with a Bad Mustache’
Elon Musk: The Nazi Debate Rages On, and I'm just over here like, what is going on with this guy? And, but, seriously, can someone please explain to me why Elon Musk thinks he's not a Nazi just because he says so? (I mean, come on, that's not how it works, right?) Anyway, Joe Rogan's podcast is where all the magic happens, and by magic, I mean a bunch of rich dudes talking about their…
Fetterman Sets New Record for Most Creative Excuses for Playing Hooky from Senate Votes
Pennsylvania's absent senator - because who needs to show up to work, right? I mean, I'd rather be on a beach vacation too, but I guess that's not an option when you're a U.S. Senator. And let's talk about John Fetterman, the senator who has missed the most votes so far this year - a whopping 18 out of 98 roll-call votes - that's like, a lot of votes, folks! But hey, who's counting? According…
MTG’s Boyfriend Mistakenly Dresses as Reporter, Ends Up Giving Impromptu Lecture on Lawn Care to Zelensky
I mean, what's the point of even having a boyfriend if he's not going to dress up as a reporter to confront a world leader, right? MTG's boyfriend took it upon himself to don a disguise and confront Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, because, you know, that's exactly what the situation needed - more drama. But seriously, who does that? And don't even get me started on the quality of the disguise - I mean, come…