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Bolton Demands Rubio’s Resignation, Because Clearly the Real Problem in DC is Not Him
Donald Trump's former national security adviser, John Bolton, is at it again, and this time, he's calling for Marco Rubio to resign - can you believe it? I mean, what's next, asking for world peace? And let's get real here, folks, the meeting between Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky was a total disaster - it's like they say, when you mix politics and ego, you get a recipe for catastrophe. But, I guess that's what happens…
Tim Walz Announces Plan to Run for President in 2028, or at Least Make it to the Early Bird Special at Denny’s by Then
I'm just going to say it: Tim Walz is a glutton for punishment. The man lost his home county to Trump, and yet he's still considering running for president in 2028. Because, you know, that worked out so well last time. I mean, who needs to win their home state when you can lose it to the opposing party? (By the way, have you tried searching for losing strategies on Amazon? I hear it's a…
Utopia Achieved: Social Security Administration Fires Everyone, Finally Achieving Goal of No One to Blame for Long Lines
And here we go again, folks, with the Donald Trump administration's latest brilliant idea: gutting the Social Security Administration (because, you know, it's not like people actually need their retirement benefits or anything). I mean, who needs a functioning SSA when you've got books on Social Security that you can just, you know, read and magically understand the complexities of the system? (Sarcasm alert, by the way). But, seriously, the SSA is already understaffed, and…
Texas Republican Repeatedly Heckled at Tense Town Hall: ‘Please For the Love of All Things Good, Vote You Out Before You Embarrass Us Again’
I am just so done with these politicians and their town halls, you know? It's like, can't they just get their acts together for once? But no, instead we have Representative Keith Self, a Texas Republican, getting heckled and booed by his own constituents - and honestly, I'm not surprised. I mean, have you seen the memoirs these guys write? It's all just a bunch of self-aggrandizing nonsense. Anyway, back to Self - he was…
Congressman Tells Angry Mob: ‘If You’re Here to Yell, I’m Happy to Leave and Let You Argue with the Chicken Nuggets Guy in the Back’
Let's dive into the chaotic world of politics, where it seems like everyone is losing their minds. I mean, who needs stability and sanity when you have Trump and his crew running the show? (Just kidding, we all need stability and sanity, but that's a topic for another time). But seriously, the people of rural Oregon are getting fed up with the Trump administration's latest antics, particularly the whole "let's slash $2 trillion from the…
Marco Rubio Told to Resign, Nation Shocked That He Was Still Showing Up to Work
And so, we're supposed to believe that the Oval Office ambush conducted by Donald Trump and JD Vance on an American ally is just a normal day in the life of the President of the United States? (Or, you know, a politics book come to life, where the plot is just a never-ending cycle of chaos and controversy). But, let's dig deeper into the essence of this article, shall we? It appears that John Bolton,…
Bernie Sanders Shocks Nation by Not Calling for Anyone to Resign, World Left Reeling in Disappointment
And let's get this straight - the drama between Trump and Zelenskyy is like a never-ending soap opera (but with more geopolitics and less fake tan). But, seriously, have you seen the latest developments? It's all about who said what, and who's trying to one-up whom. I mean, Trump's Oval Office meeting with Zelenskyy was basically a "calculated political ambush" (according to some Democratic Senator, (check it out)), where Trump kinda, sorta, definitely blamed Ukraine…
Breaking: Senate Democrat Reveals Shocking Truth: White House Actually a Russian Troll Farm with Better Wi-Fi
I'm just going to say it, the White House is basically a branch of the Kremlin, and I'm not even being dramatic (or am I?). But seriously, have you seen the way they operate? It's like they're trying to make Vladimir Putin proud or something. And don't even get me started on the Senate Democrats who are finally speaking out against this alleged allegiance to the Kremlin. I mean, what took them so long? Were…
Rubio Spontaneously Combusts on Live TV After Being Accused of Being Too Nice to Putin, Demands Apology from Own Shoes
And, honestly, I am still trying to wrap my head around the sheer audacity of the secretary of state's latest outburst - but, let's be real, it's not like we haven't seen this kind of behavior before, right? (I mean, who needs diplomatic immunity when you can just throw a tantrum on live TV?) The man was fuming as he sparred with ABC News host George Stephanopoulos, because, apparently, someone had accused the US of…
Elon Musk Demands US Withdrawal from NATO, UN, and Also Your Couch, Because Clearly You’re Not Using It Efficiently
And so it begins, the never-ending saga of Donald Trump's presidency, where the lines between reality and absurdity are constantly blurred. But, and I mean bigly, the latest development has left me utterly speechless - Elon Musk, the billionaire backer and close confidant of Trump, has endorsed a call for the U.S. to withdraw from the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and the United Nations (UN). I mean, what's next, withdrawing from the world map?…