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Trudeau’s Message to American People: ‘Sorry, You’re Stuck with Them, We’ve Got Maple Syrup’
And let's talk about this utterly ridiculous situation where Trudeau is basically throwing shade at the American government, saying their government has chosen to do this to them - but what does that even mean, right? It's like, are they trying to shift the blame or something? (Because, clearly, it's always someone else's fault). But, I guess, in all seriousness, it's worth considering the context here - check out this article for more info. But,…
Elon Musk’s Family Caught Using Air Force One to Get to Grocery Store Before Sale on Avocados Ends
And so, it begins - the never-ending saga of Elon Musk and his apparent ties to the White House. Because, you know, it's not like he's busy running Tesla or SpaceX into the ground. But, I digress. Recently, photos surfaced of Musk traveling with his mother, Maye Musk, and son, X Æ A-12, on Air Force One, the aircraft typically reserved for the President of the United States. But, let's get real, who needs protocol…
Social Security Checks Could Stop Going Out by April, But Let’s Be Real, You’ve Already Spent It All on Avocado Toast Anyway
I mean, seriously, can you believe this? The former Social Security commissioner is saying the system could "collapse" and cause disruptions in payments within "30 to 90 days" - because, you know, that's exactly what we need, more uncertainty in our lives. And, of course, this is all happening under the watchful eye of President Biden, because leadership. I'm no expert, but isn't the whole point of Social Security to, you know, provide security? Like,…
Trump Caught Using Taxpayer Funds to Uber Ego to Mars and Back, Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this absolute madness, but apparently, Elon Musk and his family were seen getting off Marine One, which is basically a fancy airplane reserved for the President of the United States. But, you know, who needs rules when you're a billionaire with an attitude, right? And by the way, have you seen the prices of private jets on Amazon? Crazy! And, let's be real, what's the point of…
Trump-Zelensky Meeting Reveals Shocking Truth: Putin is Actually Trump’s Overworked Intern
Let's talk about Trump's latest antics, shall we? I mean, it's like he's trying to outdo himself in the absolute madness department (and I'm not even being sarcastic here, it's just...wow). So, according to this article, Trump's Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered US Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, because, you know, peace negotiations and all that jazz. But wait, it gets better - Trump's also been spewing some pretty…
Senate Democrats Suddenly Realize They Should Have Just Stayed Home and Played Video Games Instead of Voting for Rubio
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, and I'm already on my third cup of coffee - because, priorities. Senate Democrats are now expressing regret over their confirmation votes for Marco Rubio, and I'm over here wondering what took them so long. But I guess better late than never, right? And let's get real, this isn't exactly a shocking revelation - I mean, who didn't see this coming? The guy's been making headlines…
Canadian Premier Threatens to Pull Plug on US, Cementing Reputation as Polite But Passive-Aggressive Neighbor
I'm just going to say it, the Canadian premier is either a genius or a total maniac, because who threatens to cut off electricity exports to their largest trading partner and claims they'll do it with a smile on their face? And, let's be real, this is not just about electricity, it's about the delicate dance of international trade and the potential consequences of such a bold move. But, I mean, can you blame the…
‘AOC Calls Out Musk for Sucking the Life Out of Grandma’s Pension, Potentially Literally’
And let's get this straight, Elon Musk is at it again, spewing nonsense about Social Security being a Ponzi scheme - I mean, who needs facts when you've got a Twitter account and a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease? But, of course, this isn't the first time he's parroted this long-debunked right-wing claim, and I'm starting to think he's just trying to distract us from his own questionable business dealings. And have you seen the…
Oscars’ Host Conan O’Brien Receives Thunderous Applause For Brave Act Of Standing Up To A Powerful Russian, Immediately Returns To His Hotel Room To Cower In Fear
And let's get this straight - Conan O'Brien's joke about standing up to a powerful Russian at the 97th Academy Awards was not just a joke, it was a cleverly veiled dig at Donald Trump's relationship with Vladimir Putin - and honestly, who can blame him? I mean, have you seen the way Trump and Putin are always buddying up together? It's like they're trying to win some kind of award for "Most Likely to…
Trump Sued for Trying to Control Elections, Or As He Calls It, ‘Tuesday’
Wow, just wow, can you believe this guy? Muldoon, the businessman with a stellar reputation, has been donating big bucks to the political campaigns of former Nevada Attorney General Adam Laxalt, whose office just so happened to ignore all the complaints about Muldoon's shady businesses. And, of course, Muldoon and Patel are just friends, living at the same address, sharing incorporation and legal services - totally not a red flag or anything. But wait,…