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Trump’s Tantrum Tariffs: A Canadian’s Guide to Stocking Up on Apology Gifts for Our Southern Neighbors
Are you kidding me? Donald Trump has finally managed to destroy the beautiful friendship between Canada and the US. I mean, it's not like we didn't see this coming or anything. But still, it's hard to believe that one person can be so clueless and hurtful. As a Canadian, I'm feeling the pain of this unraveling relationship. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know it's going to end badly, but…
IRS Chief Vows to Deduct Elon Musk’s Socks, Hair, and Remaining Dignity After Being Ousted by DOGE: ‘It’s Time to Audit His Ego’
And can you believe it, the IRS Chief is throwing a tantrum because he got ousted by Elon Musk's DOGE, I mean, who doesn't love a good underdog story, right? But seriously, this guy is having a major meltdown, like, I've-seen-better-behaved-kids-in-a-candy-store meltdown. He's all like "I'm just trying to do my goddamn job" - oh, poor baby, someone took your toy away, and now you're crying about it. And then he says "They have no…
Marco Rubio and Elon Musk Engage in Epic Battle of Wits, or at Least That’s What They Told Their Moms
Ugh, can you believe it? A silent Trump watched on as the blow-up dragged on for an uncomfortably long time, according to a report. I mean, what's the point of even having a president if they're just going to sit there like a bump on a log? And don't even get me started on the whole "blow-up" thing - what is this, a bad episode of Real Housewives? (By the way, has anyone seen the…
Al Green MTG: Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can HaveThese Two Yell at Each Other?
And let's get this straight, folks, the sheer hypocrisy of the GOP is just staggering, I mean, can you believe it? They're accusing Democrats of being the "bad guys" when in reality, they're the ones who are repeatedly disrupting important speeches with no repercussions, like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert did during former President Joe Biden's addresses to Congress. But, of course, when Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) dares to interrupt President Donald Trump's…
Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Sinks Lower Than His Hairline on Foreign Policy
Can you believe it, folks? Donald Trump is facing a decline in his approval ratings over his handling of foreign policy, and I'm shocked, SHOCKED! According to a new poll conducted by Reuters and Ipsos, a whopping 37 percent of respondents approve of the way Trump is handling foreign policy, while a staggering 50 percent disapprove, giving the president a net approval rating of -13 points. And let me tell you, that's a whole lot…
Trump Demands Declaration of Independence Moved to His Desk, Aide Worksheets Now Required to Include “King Trump” Section
And so, the latest saga in the never-ending series of "what is Donald Trump thinking?" moments has finally arrived. Because, you know, what's more normal than asking to move the Declaration of Independence into the Oval Office? I mean, who needs the National Archives Building in Washington D.C. when you can have it in the Oval Office, right? (I guess that's what happens when you're trying to make America great again, one historical document at…
Rep. Dave Min Introduces Bill to Repeal Executive Order, Citing Canine Overlords’ Disapproval of DOGE Overstepping Paw-judicial Bounds
Rep. Dave Min is at it again, folks, trying to repeal the executive order that created DOGE (that's right, Doge Coin for you newbies) - I mean, who wouldn't want to get rid of a cryptocurrency that's basically just a meme with a pulse, right? But seriously, can someone tell me what the actual point of DOGE is, anyway? It's like someone threw a few words in a hat, picked them out, and was like,…
Fox & Friends Host Brian Kilmeade Shocks Nation by Briefly Emerging from Trump-Induced Coma: ‘Wait, Putin Isn’t My Buddy?’
And can you believe it, folks, Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade actually broke from the Trump cult, I mean, fan base, to call out Putin as the bad guy (because, you know, that's not obvious enough). But let's not get ahead of ourselves here, I mean, it's not like Kilmeade has been sipping on some truth serum or something (although, that would be pretty cool, right?). And what's even more astonishing is that Kilmeade…
Sanders Demands Senate Investigation into Dogecoin, Because Clearly the Biggest Threat to America is a Meme Coin and Elon Musk’s Tweets
I am just so done with the absolute chaos that is the US government, and Sen. Bernie Sanders is totally on the same page - he's all like, "what's going on here, folks?" And I'm over here thinking, "preach, Bernie, preach!" (can someone please just buy me a copy of "Government for Dummies" already?). But anyway, back to the issue at hand: it seems that Elon Musk, aka the richest man in the world, has…
B.C. to Introduce Legislation Requiring Trucks to Alaska to Pay Toll, Offer Apology Letter, and Sacrifice One Trailer to the Robson Street Starbucks Gods
I am literally so done with these trade wars, can't we all just get along? So, British Columbia is hitting back at the United States (because, why not, right?) by introducing tools to impose fees on U.S. truck traffic travelling through the province to Alaska. And I'm like, okay, this is getting interesting. Premier David Eby said the tolls may not be used, but warned that Canada needs to have tools available to fight the…