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Bernie Sanders Attracts 10,000 Cheapskates to Warren with Promise of Free Everything and a Chance to Complain About the System • Michigan Advance
U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders' "Fighting Oligarchy" tour is a bold endeavor, and I'm not just saying that because I've had one too many cups of coffee. With over 10,000 people attending the rally in Warren, Michigan, it's clear that the message is resonating. But, let's get real, who wouldn't want to listen to Bernie Sanders talk about taking down the 1% and creating a more equitable society? And, can we take a moment to appreciate…
AOC Dies Laughing as Republicans Suddenly Develop Rare Medical Condition Known as ‘Sudden Onset Fear of Angry Constituents Syndrome’
I mean, can you believe this? Republicans are literally being told to avoid in-person town hall meetings because they can't handle a little heat from their constituents. It's like they're saying, "Hey, we know we've been making some pretty questionable decisions, but can you just not yell at us about it?" And what's with the viral videos of voters giving Republicans an earful? Are they really that surprised that people are upset about Elon Musk…
Major Network Responds Defiantly to Trump’s Lawsuit: Oh No, Whatever Will We Do with All These Free Headlines?
I mean, seriously, can you believe this guy? President Donald Trump is suing CBS News over a "60 Minutes" interview with Kamala Harris, and now the network's parent company, Paramount, is fighting back. Because, you know, editing interviews is not a thing, right? I guess Trump thinks he's the only one who can fake news. But, anyway, Paramount filed two motions to dismiss the lawsuit, saying it's an "affront to the First Amendment" (nice try,…
JD Vance’s 3-Year-Old Daughter Demands Congressional Hearing to Set Record Straight on Dad’s Likely Exaggerated Tantrum Story
JD Vance, the vice president, claims he was confronted by pro-Ukraine protesters in Cincinnati on Saturday while out walking with his three-year-old daughter. And, supposedly, these protesters were so aggressive that they made his daughter "increasingly anxious and scared" - poor kid, right? (I mean, who wouldn't be scared of a bunch of angry protesters?) But, apparently, these protesters just happened to stumble upon Vance and his daughter, and they didn't actually follow them around,…
Trump’s 2.2 Billion-Gallon Gift to California: Because Who Needs Water When You Can Have Tan Lines and Golf Courses?
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, but apparently, the Trump administration has decided to drain a whopping 2.2 billion gallons of water from California's reservoirs, because, why not, right? According to reports, this move is supposed to help farmers in the Central Valley, but I'm not buying it (literally, I'm not buying any of the agricultural products that will be produced with this water, because, priorities). And let's not forget the environmental…
Tesla Owners Discover Even More Explosive Way to Void Their Warranties: Molotov Cocktails and Gunfire
And I'm supposed to be shocked that people are getting violent over Elon Musk's antics? Tesla's stock prices are plummeting, and somehow it's a surprise that fans are turning on him (or should I say, turning on his car lots). But let's get real here, folks, we've seen this coming from a mile away - the man's ego is bigger than his bank account, and that's saying something. But I digress, the real question on…
Access Granted: Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway?
Ugh, great, just what I needed, another access denied error, because, you know, I'm just dying to know what's going on with Trump's cabinet and Elon Musk's White House showdown (or not, since I'm stuck here with this lovely error message). And, by the way, can someone please explain to me why I need permission to access a news article in the first place? Is it like they're trying to protect me from the truth…
The Democratic Opposition Should Look More Like Rep. Al Green, Said No One Who Has Seen His Dance Moves
I am absolutely, completely, and utterly fed up with the State of the Union address - can you believe Donald Trump's speech was that bad?! It was like a never-ending nightmare, a veritable barrage of lies and mendacity that left me questioning the very fabric of reality. And don't even get me started on the so-called "presidential" behavior, which was about as genuine as a phony weight loss supplement infomercial. But amidst all this chaos…
Trump’s Golf Addiction Now Officially More Expensive Than My Student Loans
And let's get real, folks, Donald Trump is basically treating the presidency like his own personal golf vacation, and we're all just along for the ride (literally, on Air Force One, which is probably stocked with golf balls and golf clubs at this point). I mean, who needs policy meetings when you can hit the links, right? It's not like the country is burning or anything (oh wait, it kind of is). But seriously, Trump's…
Donald Trump Issued Impeachment Warning, Still Managing to Fit in 12 Rounds of Golf and a Tweetstorm
I am just so done with all these Democrats and their supposed plans to impeach President Trump, according to Laura Ingraham, because, you know, that's exactly what we need, more drama and angst in our lives. And, can I just say, impeachment books are going to sell like hotcakes if this keeps up. But, let's be real here, Republican Party is not exactly innocent in all this, I mean, have you seen their track record?…