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Senate Democrats Firmly Plant Feet, Refuse to Budge, Mostly Because They Ate a Big Lunch and Are Feeling Extra Stubborn
And so, the drama unfolds in Washington, where Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is saying that Democrats will reject a government funding bill that Republicans wrote and passed through the House, because, you know, bipartisanship is overrated (or so it seems). But, I mean, can you really blame them? The House bill is like a bad recipe - it's got too much of this, not enough of that, and a whole lot of things that…
Trump Discovers Forgotten Autograph, Suddenly Remembers He’s a Genius Who Signed Historic Canada Energy Deal (No Really, It Was Definitely Him, Believe Him)
I'm just going to say it - President Donald Trump is a master of contradiction, and his latest rant on social media is just another example of his, shall we say, "creative" memory. So, let's dive into this mess, shall we? And, apparently, he's forgotten that he was the one who negotiated the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) back in 2018, which allows Canada to supply the US with energy. But, hey, who needs facts when…
Shocking Video Reveals MAGA Supporters Still Able to Breathe, Tie Shoes Without Assistance
I'm going to dive into this absolute trainwreck of a video that's been making the rounds on social media, and YouTube is still somehow allowing it to remain online. And let me tell you, it's a real treat, a masterclass in circular reasoning and cognitive dissonance, all wrapped up in a neat little package of willful ignorance. But what's really striking about this video is the sheer level of indignation displayed by the MAGA supporters,…
Sanders: ‘These Are the Scariest Times in My Life, and I’ve Seen My Tax Returns’
I'm just going to say it: politicians are always saying something dramatic, and this time it's Bernie Sanders claiming these are the scariest times in his life. And I'm like, really? Because I've been alive for a while now, and I think I've seen some pretty scary stuff too. But apparently, according to CNN, Sanders is really concerned about the state of the world. I mean, who isn't, right? It's not like we're all just…
RFK Jr.: ‘Measles for All: Because Who Needs Immunity Anyway, It’s Overrated’
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one, but apparently RFK Jr. thinks it would be better if everybody got measles, because, you know, herd immunity or something (I'm no expert, but isn't that the exact opposite of how vaccines work?). And can we talk about how he's still spewing this anti-vax nonsense despite being completely debunked by science? But let's get back to the issue at hand: measles, the highly contagious and…
Musk Ghostwrites Trump’s Latest Info Commercial: ‘Tesla: Because Your Ego is Bigger Than Our Stock Price’
U.S. News is at it again, and I'm not even sure where to start with this one. But, apparently, Donald Trump was involved in some kind of stunt to boost the crisis-hit company of his billionaire buddy, and of course he had to make it all about himself. And, as if that's not enough, he's walking around with notes that include Tesla pricing, because, you know, that's exactly what the American people need - a…
Veteran Chains Himself Outside White House to Protest Trump, Musk, and the Fact that His Netflix Password Doesn’t Work Anymore
I'm just going to say it, the Trump administration is at it again, because of course they are, threatening to pull funding from schools that allow "illegal protests" - you know, the kind where people actually exercise their First Amendment rights. And, cutting $400 million in federal grants to Columbia University, because, you know, why not? But wait, it gets better, Trump is now talking about mass deportations of immigrants, and including legal immigrants in…
Tariffs: Because Who Needs Affordable Avocados Anyway?
I am just so done with these press briefings, you know? White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt thinks she's some kind of economic genius, but really, she's just drinking the Trump Kool-Aid. And don't even get me started on these tariffs - are they a tax cut or a tax hike? Make up your mind, Trump! But seriously, Leavitt had the nerve to tell an Associated Press reporter that tariffs are a "tax cut for…
Bernie Sanders: Musk’s Insult of Mark Kelly is ‘Beyond the Pale’, or as I Call it, ‘Tuesday’
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole debacle, and apparently, Bernie Sanders is not having it. And by "it," I mean Elon Musk's recent Twitter rant where he called Mark Kelly a "traitor" - because, you know, that's exactly what you want from a billionaire with a bad haircut. But let's get real here, what's "beyond the pale" is Musk's ego, which seems to be growing at an exponential rate, like a…
Trump Breaks Record for Fastest Disappearance of Someone Who Was Probably Going to Post a Mean Tweet About Him
The Madness of Trump's America: A Descent into Chaos and Injustice As I sit here, sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news, I am reminded of the wise words of George Orwell: "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." And boy, does America need to hear some hard truths right about now. The recent detention and attempted…