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Trump Declares Himself Deportation King, Builds Moat Around White House to Keep Judges Out
And can you believe it, folks, the Trump administration is at it again, openly defying a federal judge's order to halt the deportation of hundreds of Venezuelan immigrants, all while claiming they're doing it under some obscure 1798 law that plainly states it only applies in times of war - I mean, who needs due process, right? (By the way, have you seen the law books on Amazon, they're like, so many). But, I guess,…
Tom Homan after deportation flights: ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the real king of the skies, judges can just deported to a island of opinions’
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, but apparently, Tom Homan, the former Acting Director of ICE, has come out and said that he doesn't care what judges think about deportation flights. And I'm just over here wondering, what's next? Is he going to start wearing a cape and calling himself "The Deportation King"? But let's get real, this guy has been a lightning rod for controversy, especially when it comes to immigration.…
BREAKING: Democrats Shocked to Discover Billionaire May Have Done Shady Things, Film at 11
And so, the drama unfolds - Donald Trump, the mastermind behind the most chaotic administration in history, has once again managed to raise eyebrows with his latest antics. But, let's get real, who didn't see this coming? I mean, it's not like he's been subtle about his intentions to line his own pockets at the expense of the American people. Apparently, leading Democrats are now calling for an investigation into possible criminal corruption involving the…
Trump Finds Loophole in Constitution, Realizes He Can Just Deport Anyone Who Doesn’t Like His Hair: Lawyers
Because, you know, the Trump administration is totally not trying to silence people (I mean, who needs free speech, anyway?). But seriously, a new lawsuit claims that the Trump administration has "unconstitutionally silenced" people in the US from speaking out against the government. And by "unconstitutionally silenced," I mean they're basically just trying to deport anyone who disagrees with them. And let's be real, this is not exactly a new phenomenon. I mean, who can…
2028 Elections Canceled: Nation Relieved to Finally Have a Legitimate Excuse to Stay Home and Binge Netflix
Let's get this over with - Far-left congresswoman Jasmine Crockett is at it again, spewing her signature brand of crazy on national television. And I'm not even kidding, she's questioning whether the US will hold a presidential election in four years, because, you know, President Trump is a dictator bent on destroying democracy (or so she claims). But wait, it gets better - she made this remark on CNN's "State of the Union" program, hosted…
Local Mom Wins Free Exotic Vacation to Laos, Minus the Free Part, Vacation Part, or Knowing Anyone There
Deportation Disaster: The Utter Chaos of Ma Yang's Story And let me tell you, this story is a complete mess, a catastrophe, a debacle of epic proportions - I mean, who gets deported to a country they've never even visited, Laos, of all places? But, I guess that's exactly what happened to Ma Yang, a 37-year-old Hmong American woman, mother of five, who's now stuck in a rooming house surrounded by military guards, with no…
French MP Demands US Return Statue of Liberty, Citing America’s Obvious Lack of Liberty to Eat Escargot and Wear Berets Without Judgment
And can you believe it, some French MP is going off the deep end, demanding that the US return the Statue of Liberty to its rightful owners - I mean, who does he think he is, right? The Statue of Liberty has been a symbol of American freedom for like, ever, and now this guy comes along and says we don't deserve it anymore? But honestly, it's not like we've been exactly living up to…
Senator Murphy Claims Americans Begging Democrats to ‘Take Risks’ and Hopefully Not Make Things Worse, But Let’s Be Real, They Probably Will
I mean, who doesn't love a good game of Russian roulette with the fate of our democracy, right? Senator Murphy is basically saying we should just go for broke (no pun intended) and hope for the best. Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong when you're dealing with the future of the country? But seriously, folks, I'm all for taking risks, but shouldn't we, I don't know, think before we leap off the cliff…
Republicans Introduce Bill to Classify ‘Not Worshiping Trump’ as Official Mental Disorder, Citing Symptoms of Sanity and Critical Thinking
You won't believe the utter nonsense that's about to go down in Minnesota - five Republican state senators are actually trying to introduce a bill that classifies "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (TDS) as a mental illness (because, you know, criticizing the president is totally a sign of paranoia). I mean, what's next? Are they going to try to classify "disagreeing with the government" as a crime? Republican politicians never cease to amaze me with their creative…
Trump Throws Party to Commemorate Huge Victory for Shady Businessmen and Offshore Bank Accounts Everywhere
And let's get real for a second, the so-called "facts" coming out of the Trump administration are about as trustworthy as a fake news headline. I mean, have you seen the condom-gate scandal - apparently, USAID is providing condoms to Hamas, because, you know, that's exactly what they need, more condoms. But wait, it gets better - or worse, depending on how you look at it. The memo, which I'm sure was written in crayon…