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Californians to Vote on ‘Luigi Mangione Act’: Because Who Needs Medical Care When You Have a Good Excuse?
I mean, who doesn't love a good ballot initiative, right? The proposed Luigi Mangione Act is like the gift that keeps on giving - it's all about making it harder for insurers to deny medical care, and honestly, it's about time someone stepped up to the plate. But, let's be real, this is California we're talking about, where the sun always shines and the legislature is always... well, legislating. And, can we talk about the…
Hegseth Brought His Wife to Sensitive Meetings, Because Who Needs National Security When You Have a Plus One?
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one, but apparently, Pete Hegseth, a Fox News personality, had the brilliant idea to bring his wife to sensitive meetings with foreign military officials, because, you know, what could possibly go wrong, right? Just what I always wanted, a healthy dose of nepotism and potential security risks all mixed together. And by "healthy dose," I mean a gigantic, overflowing bucket of crazy. But, I guess when…
Trump Admin Deports Man for Tattoo of Autistic Awareness, Cites ‘Excessive Use of Color’ as Threat to National Security
And let's dive into this mess of a story, shall we? But, I mean, where do we even begin? The Trump administration (because, of course, it is) has reportedly deported a man over an autism awareness tattoo (yes, you read that right) - check out the latest news on this issue. I mean, what's next? Deporting people for having a favorable opinion of pineapple pizza? (Don't even get me started on that topic, by the…
Trump’s Pollster Throws Hands Up in Air: MAGA Magic Wearing Off, Deplorables Demanding Actual Policy Now
Can you believe this is actually happening? I mean, it's not like we're living in some kind of political thriller novel or something (although, let's be real, it kind of feels like it). So, there are these special elections going on in Florida to replace two Republican former U.S. Reps, Matt Gaetz and Michael Waltz, and apparently, the Democratic candidates are actually leading in the polls. But, of course, it's not like it's going to…
Wisconsin Sues Elon Musk for Trying to Buy Votes, Because Apparently His Ego Isn’t Already Worth Enough
I'm just so thrilled to be talking about this, because, you know, it's not like we have better things to discuss, like the meaning of life or something. But, apparently, Wisconsin is taking legal action against Elon Musk, because, why not? I mean, who needs laws and regulations when you have billionaires running around, right? And, by the way, have you seen the books about Elon Musk on Amazon? They're, like, super interesting, I'm sure.…
Hegseth’s Career on Life Support, But Somehow Still Managing to Stoke the Flames of Embarrassment
I'm reading this article and I just can't even, a majority of voters think Pete Hegseth should resign, and I'm over here wondering what took them so long to figure that out (check out the latest polls for yourself). And let's be real, a plurality of GOP voters agreeing with this is basically a miracle, it's like finding a unicorn in a field of horses. But what's really going on here, is it just a…
Elon Musk Reveals His Latest Innovation: A Remote Control That Makes Trump Tweet Whatever He Wants
Warning: what you're about to read is a totally biased and satirical take on the whole Trump-TdA debacle - so, buckle up! But, let's get real, if Trump wants to declare war on the TdA, he needs to follow the rules, specifically the Geneva Conventions, which prohibit the public exploitation of prisoners of war. And, can we talk about how the Trump administration and CECOT may have already violated other aspects of the Geneva Conventions?…
Tim Pool Found to be Powered by Russian Batteries, Will Now Bring Comrades to White House Press Briefings
I am absolutely, utterly, and completely flabbergasted - can you believe this?! A right-wing influencer, Tim Pool, who was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to spread Russian propaganda during the 2024 presidential election, has been added to the White House press pool - because, you know, that's exactly what we need, more propaganda and less actual journalism. And let me tell you, this is a real treat, folks, a masterclass in hypocrisy and corruption.…
Trump’s Approval Rating Reaches Historic Low: World Renounces America, Starts Selling ‘I’m Sorry’ T-Shirts with American Flag
Ugh, Canadians are just so done with traveling to the United States thanks to President Donald Trump and his super fun trade war (said no one ever). I mean, who wants to visit a country that's basically at war with the rest of the world, right? And, honestly, have you seen the books about Trump - there's a whole shelf dedicated to his, ahem, "diplomacy" skills. And, seriously, the numbers are just atrocious - 70%…
Trump’s Most Shocking Second Term Scandal: Not Using His Signal for Netflix Password Sharing
And then, out of nowhere, the administration decides to revoke visas from students who dare to speak out against Israel's actions in Gaza - because, you know, free speech is so overrated. But, hey, who needs due process, right? I mean, it's not like these students are being accused of actual crimes or anything (check out the latest on this debacle). Nope, they're just being punished for having an opinion - an opinion that, might…