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Booker’s Speech Somehow Manages to Hypnotize 350M People into Liking It on TikTok, Experts Baffled by Sudden Onset of Mass Sanity Loss
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, but TikTok just broke the internet (not that it's a new thing) - Senator Cory Booker's speech managed to get over 350 million likes, which is just, wow! And I'm not even talking about the number of people who actually watched the speech versus those who just liked it out of habit (you know, like when you're mindlessly scrolling through your Facebook feed). But what's really…
Mike Johnson Survives Brutal Attack of Spontaneous Conservatism, Votes Cancelled Due to Excessive Patriotism
Wow, just what we needed, another episode of "As the Congress Turns" - and I'm not even being paid to watch this drama unfold. So, House Speaker Mike Johnson decided to cancel the week's voting agenda because, well, he didn't get his way. I mean, who needs democracy when you can just throw a tantrum and go home, right? And let's talk about the reason behind this cancellation - a vote to change the rules…
Trump’s Dastardly Plan to Ruin Democrat Governor’s Viewing of Netflix, Nation Left Reeling
I mean, can we talk about politics for a second? Because, seriously, it's like a never-ending circus, and I'm not even being remotely dramatic. So, Trump is saying that the Senate Bill is just a ploy by the Dems to expose the weakness of certain Republicans... yeah, because that's totally not a desperate attempt to deflect attention from his own, ahem, "shortcomings". And, by the way, has anyone else noticed how he loves to throw…
Social Security Administration Accused of Playing Favorites, Because Clearly They Have Nothing Better to Do with Our Retirement Funds
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole Social Security Administration debacle, and I'm getting increasingly frustrated by the minute - can someone please explain to me why anyone would think it's a good idea to cancel contracts with the state of Maine as some sort of twisted political payback against its Democratic governor, Janet Mills? And what's with this Leland Dudek guy, the acting commissioner of Social Security, who seems to think…
Cory Booker’s 25-Hour Speech Was a Stunt, But Let’s Be Real, He Was Just Trying to Avoid His In-Laws’ Phone Calls
I mean, seriously, who needs to sleep when you're trying to make a point, right? Cory Booker's 25-hour speech was basically the ultimate sleep deprivation experiment, and I'm not sure if he's a superhero or just really, really passionate about gun control. And don't even get me started on the whole "stunt" thing - I mean, come on, who doesn't love a good stunt? It's like a filibuster, but without the boring parts. But, I…
Elon Musk Group Removes Video of $1M Winner After Realizing They Accidentally Gave Prize to Their Cousin
I'm so done with Elon Musk and his antics - can't he just make a decision and stick to it for once? But, I guess that's just not his style, and we're left to deal with the fallouts of his alleged bribery scandal. And, let's be real, who doesn't love a good scandal, especially when it involves a billionaire trying to buy his way into politics? It all started when Musk's super PAC, America PAC,…
Elon Musk Single-Handedly Funds Entire Wisconsin Economy with Daring $25M Gamble on Judges in Desperate Cry for Help to Understand How Voting Works
Wow, what a shocking turn of events - Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed genius, just got outsmarted by the good people of Wisconsin. His $22 million investment in the state's Supreme Court election literally went down the drain as Democratic-backed Susan Crawford won the seat, securing a 4-3 liberal majority in the judiciary. But, of course, Musk's ego won't let him admit defeat, will it? And can you believe the tactics he used to try and…
Liberal Candidate Wins Wisconsin Supreme Court Seat, Immediately Declares Pizza Parties Mandatory and Cats in Charge
I'm just going to say it, the latest news about the liberal candidate winning the Wisconsin Supreme Court race is a huge deal, and I'm not just saying that because I've had one too many cups of coffee this morning (or is it afternoon, I always get those two mixed up). But seriously, this is a major blow to Trump and his, let's say, "interesting" ideas about the justice system. And, of course, Musk, because…
Breaking: Senator Cory Booker Shatters Record for Most Consecutive Hours Talking Without Actually Saying Anything Substantive
I'm just so exhausted from watching Senator Cory Booker's record-breaking speech against the Trump administration, I mean, who needs sleep when you can watch a politician talk for hours on end, right? And let's be real, it's not like I have better things to do, like binge-watching Netflix or something. But seriously, 9 hours and 21 minutes, is that even humanly possible? But what's even more impressive is that Senator Booker's speech was in protest…
Cory Booker’s ‘Filibuster’ Hits 21 Hours, Shatters Records and His Colleagues’ Sanity
Seriously, who needs sleep when you're on a mission to break records? I mean, Senator Cory Booker just broke Ted Cruz's filibuster speech record, and I'm over here like, "But wait, there's more!" (or should I say, "But wait, there's less sleep?"). And let's be real, Cruz's record of 21 hours and 19 minutes was basically a walk in the park compared to Booker's marathon speech. I mean, the man has been talking for hours…