Democratic Party Leaders Still Somehow Managing to Snooze Through Apocalypse, Try to Remember What Year It Is
I'm just so fed up with the Democratic leadership right now - it's like they're trying to lose on purpose. For years, they've been warning us about the dangers of Elon Musk and Donald Trump, but now that these two billionaires are running amok, the Democrats are just standing around twiddling their thumbs. And don't even get me started on Hakeem Jeffries - the guy's a complete joke. He comes up with this lame nickname…
Israeli Embassy Targeted: Teenager Apprehended Over Alleged Terror Plot
German police have arrested an 18-year-old Russian national suspected of planning a "politically motivated" attack in Berlin, reportedly targeting the Israeli Embassy. The suspect was taken into custody in the state of Brandenburg and remanded in custody after appearing in court. The arrest was made after a tip-off, with riot police and specialist officers involved. Authorities have not provided further details on the alleged attack plan to protect the investigation, which is ongoing ahead of…
Aramco Makes Philippine Comeback Through Unioil Partnership
Saudi oil giant Aramco is reentering the Philippine market with a 25% stake in Unioil Petroleum Philippines, heating up competition in the industry. Aramco's investment aims to capitalize on the growth of the high-value fuels market and expand its global retail network, introducing its brands to Filipino consumers through Unioil's 165 retail stations and four storage terminals. Read the full story here
Standing Firm Against Putin: Macron’s Stark Warning to Trump
French President Emmanuel Macron intends to tell US President Donald Trump that it's in the joint interest of Americans and Europeans not to be weak in the face of Russian leader Vladimir Putin amid US-led negotiations to end the war in Ukraine. Macron will travel to Washington to meet with Trump, and plans to persuade him that US interests and Europeans' interests are the same, emphasizing the need for a peace deal that includes Ukrainians…
Conservatives Vow to Turn Back Clock to 1950, Also Ask for Poodle Skirts and Rotary Phones
Can you believe it? We're still debating same-sex marriage in the United States, and some conservatives are actually trying to overturn the Supreme Court ruling that enshrines this basic human right. I mean, what's next? Trying to overturn the Brown v. Board of Education decision? It's not an if, it's just a matter of when these people will stop being so ridiculous. And, of course, we have conservative Christian lawyer Mat Staver declaring, "It's not…
Beijing Bolsters Maritime Might: China Conducts Consecutive Live-Fire Exercises in Tasman Sea
The New Zealand Defence Force (NZDF) has witnessed live rounds being fired from a Chinese warship in the Tasman Sea, approximately 340 nautical miles south-east of Sydney. The NZDF is working with the NZ Civil Aviation Authority to ensure all aircraft are notified of the live firing activity, with the safety of people, aircraft, and vessels in the area being the paramount concern. Read the full story here
Europe Rallies Behind Ukraine with Massive €20 Billion Defense Boost
The European Union is in discussions for a military aid package worth €20 billion for Ukraine. This package aims to provide significant financial support to the Ukrainian military. The proposed package is part of the EU's efforts to bolster Ukraine's defensive capabilities amidst ongoing conflict. The details of the package are still being negotiated among EU member states. Read the full story here
Seoul Seeks Reprieve from Washington’s Trade Taxes
South Korea has requested an exemption from new US tariffs and asked for continued support for companies investing in the US. Deputy trade minister Park Jong-won made the request during a meeting with US officials in Washington. Park emphasized the close economic ties between the two nations and proposed holding high-level talks to discuss pending issues and expand bilateral cooperation, highlighting the importance of free trade agreements. Read the full story here
Trump Appoints Himself King, Demands Governors Bring Him Sandwiches
Breaking news: the United States Postal Service (USPS) has managed to lose a staggering $9.5 billion in the prior fiscal year, because who needs to make money when you're a government agency, right? I mean, it's not like they're trying to stay afloat or anything. And by "not egregious," I mean they've only lost a few billion dollars, which is totally a drop in the bucket compared to the national debt. But hey, who's counting?…
Hong Kong’s Democratic Party Teeters on Brink of Collapse Amid Disbandment Plans
The Democratic Party of Hong Kong is considering dissolving due to the challenging situation its core members and imprisoned members face. A motion to disband the party was put forward by the central committee, and will be reviewed by all 400 members before a final decision is made, amid concerns about the party's ability to participate in the upcoming Legislative Council election. Read the full story here