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Al Green Single-Handedly Saves America from Another 10 Minutes of Trump Talking, Wins Nobel Prize in Heroism
And can you believe it, folks, Democratic Rep. Al Green of Texas just gave us the most epic moment of U.S. President Donald Trump's address to a joint session of Congress - I mean, who needs coffee when you have politicians throwing shade like this? But, seriously, Green's cane-shaking, Medicaid-defending protest was everything and more, earning him praise online and probably a few extra grey hairs from the stress of it all (check out the…
Amidst Russian Onslaught, Trump Proposes ‘Beautiful’ Peace Plan to US Lawmakers
Russia launched a major missile and drone strike on Ukraine, with 181 drones and three missiles launched into the country. The Ukrainian air force shot down 115 drones and lost 55 without causing damage. The strike coincided with President Donald Trump's address to Congress, where he suggested a potential peace deal between Russia and Ukraine would be "beautiful." Ukrainian authorities reported damage to critical infrastructure, including a "massive" strike in the southern port city of…
Suicide Bombers Launch Deadly Assault on Pakistani Military Base, Claiming 12 Lives and Injuring Dozens
A suicide bombing attack occurred at a military base in northwestern Pakistan, resulting in at least 12 deaths and 30 injuries, according to local hospital officials. The attack, claimed by a group affiliated with the Pakistani Taliban, involved two suicide bombers breaching a wall at the base, followed by other attackers who were repelled, causing significant damage to nearby homes and a mosque. Read the full story here
UN Set to Condemn Hamas’s Emotional Warfare on Hostage Families
A UN report recognizes hostage families as victims of psychological terrorism by Hamas. The report, presented to family members at the UN in Geneva, states that both hostages and their families experience torture and cruel treatment. The report highlights the use of manipulated videos and concealment of proof of life as forms of psychological torture. The Hostage and Missing Families Forum plans to use the report to seek damages against Hamas in international tribunals. Read…
Breaking: Trump Revealed to be Russian Asset, or as We’ve Been Calling Him for Years, ‘Tuesday’
I mean, seriously, can you believe this? There's a chatbot called Grok, developed by Elon Musk's company xAI, and it's claiming that there's a "75-85% likelihood" that Donald Trump is a "Putin-compromised" asset. Like, what? Is this some kind of joke? And by the way, have you seen the books about Elon Musk? They're like, really popular. But, I guess, if you read the article, you'll see that Grok analyzed a bunch of publicly available…
Zelensky’s Zinger: Ukraine Unveils T-Shirts Featuring Viral Trump Takedown
The Ukrainian government is raffling off 100 T-shirts with a quote from President Volodymyr Zelensky to raise funds for armoured medical evacuation vehicles. The quote, "I'll wear the costume when this war is over", refers to Zelensky's statement in response to criticism for not wearing a suit during a meeting with US President Donald Trump. Donors who contribute $24 or more will be eligible to receive one of the T-shirts. Read the full story here
Island Lockdown: Jersey Airport Shuts Down Amid Mysterious Security Breach
Jersey Airport has been evacuated due to a security incident, with all flights suspended until further notice. The airport is currently on lockdown, with passengers and staff cleared from the premises. A thorough investigation is underway to determine the cause of the security breach, with authorities working to ensure the safety of all individuals involved. Further updates are expected to be released as more information becomes available. Read the full story here
Beijing Boosts Military Budget with 7.2% Increase for 2025
China's defense spending is set to increase by 7.2% in 2025, with a proposed budget of 1.78 trillion yuan ($244.99 billion), according to an official government report. The increased defense budget aims to "firmly safeguard" national security, with China remaining the world's second largest military spender behind the US. Read the full story here
Middle East Nations Unveil Multi-Billion Dollar Infrastructure Initiative
A $53bn reconstruction plan for Gaza has been approved by Arab leaders, countering President Trump's idea to "take over Gaza" and relocate Palestinians. The plan, presented in a 91-page brochure, proposes a temporary "Gaza management committee" and calls for international peacekeepers to ensure security, with a focus on the rights of Palestinians and a two-state solution. Read the full story here
US Rep. Jasmine Crockett Hailed as Diplomatic Genius for Redefining International Relations with Creative Insults and Questionable Life Choices
U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas, is at it again, and I am totally here for it. But, can we talk about how she's been on a roll lately, calling out the Trump administration for their, shall we say, questionable decisions? And, I mean, who can blame her? I'd probably tell Trump to grow a spine too, if I were in her shoes. Rep. Al Green's removal from the House chamber is still fresh in our…