Ugh, can you believe it? A silent Trump watched on as the blow-up dragged on for an uncomfortably long time, according to a report. I mean, what’s the point of even having a president if they’re just going to sit there like a bump on a log? And don’t even get me started on the whole “blow-up” thing – what is this, a bad episode of Real Housewives? (By the way, has anyone seen the latest season of Real Housewives? I heard it’s lit.)
But, I digress. The report claims that Trump just sat there, silently watching as the drama unfolded. I mean, I’ve seen more excitement at a watch-paint-dry convention. And what’s with the “uncomfortably long time” part? Were they all just sitting there, twiddling their thumbs, waiting for something to happen? It sounds like a real-life version of Waiting for Godot, but without the clever dialogue and existential angst.
And, let’s be real, who needs a president who can’t even be bothered to speak up during a crisis? I mean, what’s next? Is he going to just sit there silently during a national emergency? “Oh, don’t worry, folks, I’ve got this… *cricket sounds*”. Give me a break. (On a related note, has anyone seen the latest tips on how to deal with a national emergency? I hear it’s all about having a good emergency kit.)
But, I suppose that’s just the kind of leadership we can expect from Trump. I mean, who needs experience or qualifications when you’ve got… well, whatever it is that Trump has. (I’m not really sure, to be honest. Maybe it’s all in his book?) And don’t even get me started on the whole “Marco Rubio” thing. I mean, what’s up with that guy? Is he just trying to be the sidekick to Trump’s superhero? (On a side note, I heard the latest superhero movie is really good. Has anyone seen it?)
And, finally, can we talk about Elon Musk for a second? I mean, what’s up with that guy? Is he just trying to be the real-life Tony Stark? (I heard he’s working on a spaceship that can take us all to Mars. Because, you know, that’s exactly what we need. More space travel.) But, I suppose that’s a whole other story. (Or is it? Stay tuned, folks… just kidding, I won’t say that.)
Anyway, that’s my two cents on the whole Trump thing. Take it for what it’s worth (which, let’s be real, is probably not much). But, hey, at least I’m not just sitting there silently like Trump. I’m out here, writing my heart out, trying to make sense of this crazy world we live in. (Or, you know, just ranting and raving like a lunatic. Tomato, tomahto.)
And, on a final note, can someone please explain to me why we’re still talking about Trump? I mean, I thought we were done with that whole era. Can’t we just move on to something else? Like, I don’t know, cat videos or something? (I heard they’re really funny.) But, no, instead we’re stuck talking about Trump and his antics. Sigh. (I guess that’s just the world we live in.)