I’m just going to say it – what is wrong with some people in power? Minnesota Senator Justin Eichorn, a 40-year-old married man with children, was arrested for allegedly soliciting a minor for prostitution. Yes, you read that right – a minor! This happened on the same day he sponsored a bill that would recognize “Trump derangement syndrome” as a legitimate mental illness. Because, you know, that’s exactly what we need – a law that dictates what is and isn’t a mental illness, especially one that’s clearly a made-up term to describe people who dislike a certain president.
And let’s not forget the fact that this guy was communicating with someone he thought was a 16-year-old girl. I mean, what is going through his mind? Did he think he was above the law or something? (As if being a senator gives you a free pass to do whatever you want, right?) The Bloomington Police Department set up a sting operation, and Eichorn fell for it hook, line, and sinker. He arrived at the meeting location in a pick-up truck, because, you know, that’s not suspicious at all.
But hey, at least he’s consistent, right? I mean, who needs to actually help their constituents when you can spend your time trying to make up fake mental illnesses and soliciting minors for prostitution? It’s not like he has better things to do, like, I don’t know, actually governing. And by the way, has anyone noticed how psychology books are still a thing? Like, maybe someone should get Eichorn a copy of the DSM-5 or something.
Now, I know what you’re thinking – how can someone like this be in power? But let’s be real, this is just another example of how corrupted our system is. I mean, think about it – if a regular person did what Eichorn allegedly did, they’d be locked up and thrown away forever. But because he’s a senator, he gets… well, we’ll see what happens, but I’m guessing it won’t be pretty. As Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said, “If you come to the Orange Jumpsuit District looking to have sex with someone’s child, you can expect that we are going to lock you up.” Yeah, no kidding.
And by the way, can we talk about how this whole “Trump derangement syndrome” thing is just a giant distraction from actual issues? Like, who cares about made-up mental illnesses when there are real problems to solve? It’s just a way to deflect attention from the fact that some people in power are, quite frankly, disgusting. But hey, at least it’s good for a laugh, right? I mean, who needs satire books when you have politicians like Eichorn making fools of themselves?
But in all seriousness, this is just another example of how our system is broken. We need to hold our leaders accountable for their actions, not just let them get away with whatever they want because of their position. So, to all the people out there who are still supporting Eichorn, I ask you – what is wrong with you? Don’t you care about the fact that he allegedly solicited a minor for prostitution? Don’t you care that he’s trying to make up fake mental illnesses to distract us from real issues? (Rhetorical question, I know.) Maybe it’s time to wake up and realize that our leaders are not always what they seem.
And can we please, for the love of all things good, stop electing people like Eichorn into power? It’s time for a change, folks. We need leaders who actually care about their constituents, not just themselves. So, let’s make some noise and demand better from our elected officials. We deserve it. And by the way, has anyone noticed how politics books are still a thing? Like, maybe someone should get Eichorn a copy of “The Art of the Deal” or something. Just saying.
Anyway, I’m done ranting for now. But seriously, what is wrong with some people in power? It’s time for a change, folks. Let’s make it happen. And if you’re still supporting Eichorn, well… I don’t know what to say. Maybe you should read up on what he’s actually done. Just saying.