I’m just so done with the fact that Elon Musk is getting his space pants in a twist over the massive crowds drawn to the “Fight Oligarchy” tour, featuring the dynamic duo of Bernie Sanders and AOC.
But what’s really getting under my skin is that these two Democrats are actually making a dent in the oligarchy that’s been plaguing our country for far too long.
And don’t even get me started on the Republicans getting all nervous and whatnot.
I mean, can you blame them, though? The “Fight Oligarchy” tour is like a Rocky movie for the socialist set – it’s all about punching up at the one percent and giving the little guy a chance to shine.
And let’s be real, Elon Musk is basically the embodiment of the oligarchy, what with his billionaire status and his fancy cars.
But hey, at least he’s consistent, right?
Now, I know what you’re thinking – what’s the big deal about a couple of Democrats going on tour and talking about oligarchy?
And to that, I say, well, it’s about time someone did – I mean, have you seen the wealth gap in this country lately?
But, I guess that’s a topic for another time, like maybe when I’ve had a few less cups of coffee.
I’m also curious – does Elon Musk actually think that the “Fight Oligarchy” tour is a threat to his business empire, or is he just trolling us all for attention?
And can someone please explain to me why the Republicans are so nervous about a couple of Democrats talking about oligarchy?
But, I suppose that’s just the politics as usual, right?
By the way, has anyone else noticed that the “Fight Oligarchy” tour is basically the Avengers of political tours – it’s all about unity and solidarity and whatnot.
And can we talk about how The Fix is basically the ultimate side eye to the politicos who think they can just silence the little guy?
But, I guess that’s just my tinfoil hat talking.