And let’s get real, the protests on President’s Day were a total wake-up call for the Democrats – it’s like, hello, your base is trying to tell you something! But instead of listening, they’re just over here, Trump-bashing and Musk-trash-talking without any real strategy (I mean, have you seen their book collection on strategy? It’s like, non-existent!).
But what’s really interesting is that the USAID, Department of Education, and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau are all being dismantled, and the Democrats are just… crickets. I mean, where’s the outrage? Where’s the merch? (By the way, have you seen those t-shirts with the Democratic Party logo? So cool… not).
And don’t even get me started on Maxine Waters and Chuck Schumer – they’re like the dynamic duo of… doing nothing. I mean, “We will fight!”? “We will win!”? Give me a break – what are they even fighting for? (I guess they could start by reading some books on politics or something…).
Now, I know what you’re thinking – what about Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? Aren’t they doing something right? And to that, I say… yes! They’re killing it on social media, with millions of views and followers – it’s like they’re speaking a language the rest of the party doesn’t understand. (Maybe they should start a social media marketing course or something…).
But, sigh, the Democratic Party is just so… absent. From old media to new media, they’re nowhere to be found – it’s like they’re hiding under a rock, waiting for the DOGE to pass them by. And don’t even get me started on their leadership – it’s like they’re trying to lose on purpose. I mean, Nancy Pelosi snubbing Ocasio-Cortez? That’s just… wow. (Maybe they should read some books on leadership or something…).
Anyway, if the Democrats want to stay relevant (and not get out-merched by the Republicans), they need to step up their game – and fast. They need to find their inner Pete Buttigieg and start fighting back. Or, you know, they could just keep doing what they’re doing and… lose. Again. (I hear consolation prize trophies are nice this time of year…).
And, as Stephen A. Smith said, “Isn’t it their job to recognize and notice what their constituency finds appealing?” Um, yes! It’s not that hard, folks. Just, you know, listen to your constituents and try not to be so… out of touch. (I mean, have you seen their platform? It’s like they’re speaking a different language…).
But hey, what do I know? I’m just a frustrated voter with a blog. Maybe the Democrats will surprise us all and actually do something right for once. ( Yeah, right…). Until then, I’ll just be over here, waiting for the apocalypse… or the next election, whichever comes first.