Let’s get this straight – Donald Trump is not going to be president again, and yet, here we are, talking about the possibility of him running for a third term in 2028, because, of course, Steve Bannon is a troll, and trolling is what trolls do best.
But, I mean, come on, people, don’t be ridiculous, the Constitution is pretty clear about this whole thing – the 22nd Amendment says no person can be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and I’m pretty sure that includes Donald Trump, no matter how much he wants to be president again.
And, by the way, has anyone noticed how the Supreme Court seems to be okay with Trump’s antics, like, what’s up with that, are they just waiting for him to declare himself king or something, because, seriously, it’s getting a bit ridiculous.
But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, because, technically, there are some loopholes, like, what if J.D. Vance becomes president and then resigns, and Trump becomes president again, or, like, what if Trump becomes speaker of the House and then the president and vice president resign, I mean, these are all possibilities, but, let’s be real, it’s not like any of this is actually going to happen, right, it’s just trolling at its finest.
And, can we please talk about how Mike Davis is like, “oh, no, I never said that,” but, like, come on, dude, we all know you’re just trying to cover your tracks, because, let’s be real, this whole thing is just a big game of politics as usual, and we’re all just pawns in their game of chess.
But, let’s not forget, the real issue here is not whether or not Trump can run for a third term, it’s the fact that people are actually considering it, like, what’s wrong with you guys, haven’t you learned anything from history, don’t you know that this is how dictators rise to power, by exploiting loopholes and manipulating the system, it’s like, come on, people, wake up, this is not a game of thrones, this is real life.
And, I mean, I know some of you are thinking, “but what about the Supreme Court, won’t they stop him,” and to that, I say, don’t hold your breath, because, let’s be real, the Supreme Court has already shown us that they’re willing to politicize the courts, so, I wouldn’t count on them to save us from Trump’s antics.
But, hey, what do I know, maybe I’m just a pessimist, maybe Trump will surprise us all and decide not to run for a third term, but, until then, let’s just keep on expecting the worst, because, let’s be real, that’s what politics in America is all about.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried coffee from Starbucks lately, because, wow, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I mean, I know it’s not related to Trump’s possible third term, but, hey, a girl’s gotta take a break from all the drama somehow, right, and, let’s be real, coffee is the answer to all of life’s problems, or, at least, that’s what I keep telling myself.
But, I digress, back to Trump’s possible third term, because, let’s be real, it’s not like we have anything better to do than to speculate about the apocalypse, and, hey, if Trump is going to be the one to bring about the end times, then, hey, at least we’ll all go out with a bang, right, and not a whimper, because, let’s be real, that’s what Trump’s presidency has been all about, making a big scene and then disappearing into thin air, leaving us all to wonder what just happened.
And, finally, can we please just take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of it all, because, let’s be real, this is some circus stuff, and we’re all just clowns in makeup, waiting for the show to begin, and, hey, if Trump is going to be the ringmaster, then, hey, at least we’ll have a good show, right, and, who knows, maybe we’ll even get some popcorn out of it, because, let’s be real, that’s what politics is all about, entertainment, and, hey, if we’re lucky, maybe we’ll even get a front row seat to the apocalypse.