And let’s get one thing straight, Elon Musk is basically the ultimate boss of everything, but according to the White House, he’s not a DOGE employee, because that would be crazy. But, (in my humble opinion) he’s got more authority than the entire DOGE team combined, no actual or formal authority needed, thank you very much. I mean, have you seen his tweets, the man can move markets with a single tweet, it’s like he’s got a magic wand or something.
But what does it even mean to be a DOGE employee, is it like having a special badge or a fancy t-shirt? Do they get a free cryptocurrency book with their employment package? The White House says Musk has no authority, but I’m pretty sure he’s the one who makes the rules around here, or at least that’s what his biography would have you believe.
And another thing, what’s with the White House trying to downplay Musk’s influence, are they jealous or something? I mean, the man is a genius, a visionary leader, and they’re just trying to bring him down, but let’s be real, it’s not going to work, because he’s a billionaire, and billionaires don’t get brought down that easily.
But, (and I’m just saying) maybe the White House is right, maybe Musk doesn’t have any formal authority, but that doesn’t mean he’s not the one calling the shots, because let’s face it, cryptocurrency is a wild west, and Musk is the wanted outlaw who’s making all the rules, and if you don’t like it, well, that’s your problem, not his. And by the way, have you seen the price of DOGE lately, it’s like he’s got a magic touch or something.
And I’m not even going to get into the whole DOGE price surge thing, because that’s just a whole other can of worms, but let’s just say, if Musk tweets about it, the price goes up, and if he doesn’t, well, you get the idea, it’s like he’s got a cryptocurrency trading book that nobody else has access to. But, (in my humble opinion) it’s not just about the price, it’s about the influence, and Musk has got it in spades, because when he talks, people listen, and when he tweets, people jump into action.
But, (and I’m just saying) maybe we should all just take a step back and relax, because at the end of the day, it’s just meme coin, and it’s not like it’s going to change the world, or is it, because let’s face it, cryptocurrency is changing the world, and Musk is at the forefront of it all, so maybe we should all just get on the bandwagon and enjoy the ride, because it’s going to be a wild one, that’s for sure. And by the way, has anyone seen the movie Wild Wild West, because that’s basically what’s happening in the world of cryptocurrency right now.
And, (on a completely unrelated note) I just realized I’ve been typing for hours, and I’m getting a little hungry, so I think I’m going to go order a pizza, because priorities, right, but don’t worry, I’ll be back, because this rant is far from over, and I’ve still got a lot to say about DOGE and Musk’s influence, so stay… just kidding, I’m not going to say that, because I’m a rebel like that.