I’m just so done with the Democratic donors who are suddenly turning off the flow of money, because, you know, their feelings got hurt or something (can you believe it?). And let’s be real, who needs donations to run a campaign when you have… well, actually, you kind of need them. But I guess that’s not the point, the point is that these donors are just so fed up with the Democratic party that they’re taking their ball and going home.
But what’s really going on here? Are these donors just a bunch of entitled rich people who can’t get their way? I mean, come on, you’re not going to get everything you want just because you’re writing a big check. And another thing, what’s with the threats to withhold donations unless their demands are met – is this some kind of donor blackmail?
And by the way, have you ever tried to reform campaign finance? It’s like trying to herd cats – it’s just not going to happen, folks. But seriously, can someone please explain to me why these donors think they can just dictate what the Democratic party should be doing? I mean, don’t they have better things to do than try to control the party?
But let’s get back to the issue at hand – the donor strike, or as I like to call it, the tantrum of the rich and entitled. I mean, who do these donors think they are, anyway? Do they really think that without their donations, the Democratic party will just collapse in on itself? Please, by all means, withhold your donations – I’m sure the party will just muddle through somehow.
And can we talk about the party platform for a second? I mean, what’s the point of even having a platform if you’re just going to cave to donor pressure all the time? It’s like, come on, party leadership, grow a spine or something. But no, instead we get watered-down policies that are just designed to appease donors rather than actually helping the American people.
But I guess that’s just the way the game is played, right? I mean, who needs campaign finance reform when you can just have donor influence running the show? It’s like, what’s the point of even having elections if the outcome is just going to be determined by who has the most money?
And did I mention that I’m just so done with the whole system? I mean, can someone please just burn it all down and start from scratch? Because at this point, I’m just so over it all. But hey, what do I know, I’m just a frustrated voter who’s just tired of the same old song and dance.
But anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is that the Democratic donors need to get a grip and stop throwing their weight around. I mean, come on, it’s not all about you and your donation checks. But I guess that’s just the way of the world, right? The rich get richer and the rest of us get left behind. But hey, at least we have Amazon Prime, right?