And let’s get this straight, former Rep. Adam Kinzinger is basically daring Donald Trump to bring it on, to criminally charge him, because, you know, that’s exactly what this whole situation needs – more drama. But, I mean, can you blame him? I’d want to dare Trump too, just to see the look on his face. (By the way, has anyone seen the books written by Donald Trump? I heard they’re, uh, interesting.)
And, honestly, this whole autopen signature controversy is just a huge distraction from the real issues at hand. I mean, who cares if President Biden used an autopen to sign some documents? It’s not like it’s illegal or anything (although, I have to ask, what’s the point of having a fancy signature if you’re just going to use a machine to sign everything?). But, I guess when you’re a former President like Trump, you’ve got to keep the drama going somehow.
But, let’s be real, Trump’s not exactly known for his honesty or integrity, so it’s no surprise that he’s trying to void Biden’s pardons. I mean, come on, the man has been known to stretch the truth more times than I can count. And, by the way, has anyone seen the books about Trump’s lies? I heard they’re, uh, quite the read.
And, I have to ask, what’s with the sudden concern over autopen signatures? I mean, didn’t Trump himself use autopen signatures during his time in office? (Apparently, Fox News recently claimed that Trump’s executive orders had identical signatures too.) It’s all just a big game of political theater, folks. But, hey, at least it’s entertaining, right?
And, Kzininger’s reaction to all this? Well, let’s just say he’s not having it. He told CNN that if Trump wants to bring charges, then bring it on, because they’ll crush him in court. (I have to say, I’m a bit biased towards Kzininger here, but, I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Trump get his comeuppance?) But, in all seriousness, this whole situation is just a huge waste of time. Can’t we just focus on the real issues at hand, like, I don’t know, climate change or something?
But, I guess that’s just the thing about politics – it’s all about drama and theater. And, hey, at least it’s giving us something to talk about. So, let’s all just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. (By the way, has anyone seen the books about politics? I heard they’re, uh, quite the read.)
And, finally, I just want to say that this whole situation is just ridiculous. I mean, come on, can’t we all just get along? (Just kidding, that’s never going to happen.) But, seriously, it’s time to focus on the real issues at hand, not just some petty squabbles over autopen signatures. So, let’s all just take a deep breath, and remember what’s really important here. (Or, you know, we could just keep arguing about it, because, let’s be real, that’s what the internet is for, right?)
And, as a side note, I just want to say that I’m loving the fact-checking going on here. I mean, it’s always great to see people calling out Trump’s lies. (I have to ask, though, why do we need fact-checking in the first place? Can’t we just trust what our leaders say?) But, hey, at least we have the law on our side, right? Presidential pardons are final, once delivered, so, I guess that’s that.
And, to wrap things up, I just want to say that this whole situation is just surreal. I mean, who would have thought that we’d be arguing about autopen signatures and presidential pardons? (Okay, maybe that’s not the most surprising thing in the world, but, still.) But, hey, at least it’s giving us something to talk about, right? So, let’s all just keep on talking, and maybe, just maybe, we’ll get somewhere. (Or, you know, we could just keep arguing, because, let’s be real, that’s what the internet is for, right?)