Let’s talk about Cory Booker‘s ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And I mean, who needs sleep when you’re on a mission to disrupt the normal business of the United States Senate, right? But seriously, the man spoke for 25 hours and four minutes, breaking the record for the longest-ever speech on the Senate floor, and I’m over here wondering how he didn’t collapse from exhaustion.
As he began speaking on the Senate floor Monday night, Booker declared that he intended to disrupt “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able,” citing his belief that “our nation is in crisis.” And, honestly, who can blame him? I mean, have you seen the state of the country lately? It’s like a bad reality TV show, and I’m not even kidding. But, I digress.
Booker spent his time at the podium railing against the Trump administration’s cuts to the Social Security Administration, its assault on Medicaid and other social services, and more. And, let me tell you, it’s about time someone spoke out against these atrocities. I mean, what’s next? Cutting funding for free pizza for all?
But, back to Booker’s speech. He took questions from his Democratic colleagues, but never yielded control of the floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going?
Now, I know what you’re thinking. What about Strom Thurmond, the South Carolina Republican who held the previous record for longest Senate speech? Well, let me tell you, Thurmond filibustered for 24 hours and 18 minutes against the Civil Rights Act of 1957. And, yeah, that’s pretty terrible. But, Booker’s speech was different. He was speaking out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government.
And, can we talk about how Booker only had a few sips of water to sustain him during his speech? I mean, what kind of superhero is this guy? Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) advised against this, saying “Wear comfortable shoes and don’t drink water.” But, Booker didn’t listen, and honestly, I’m a little impressed. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going?
Booker’s speech was not a filibuster, as it was not intended to delay a specific piece of legislation the chamber was debating. He was speaking solely to draw attention to Trump’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it?
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He said, “I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I’ve been inadequate to the moment. I’ve confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say we will do better.” And, honestly, it’s about time someone took responsibility for their actions. I mean, who doesn’t love a good apology tour?
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any therapy sessions after his speech? Because, honestly, that’s a lot of talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any snacks to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, finally, I just want to say that Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I’m not talking about the kind you need to run a marathon (although, that’s impressive too). I’m talking about the kind you need to talk for 25 hours straight without losing your mind. Although, I have to wonder, did he have any coffee to keep him going? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried pineapple pizza? Because, honestly, it’s a game-changer. But, back to Booker’s speech. It’s clear that the man is passionate about what he believes in, and honestly, that’s admirable. Although, I have to wonder, what’s next? A 50-hour speech? Because, honestly, I’m not sure if I can handle that much talking.
But, in all seriousness, Booker’s speech was a call to action. He spoke out against the Trump administration’s systematic dismantling of the federal government. And, honestly, it’s about time someone spoke out against this. I mean, what’s next? The end of the world as we know it? Although, I have to wonder, did he have any apocalypse survival kits on hand? Because, honestly, that’s just good planning.
In conclusion, Booker’s speech was a ridiculous, amazing, and utterly insane 25-hour speech on the Senate floor. And, honestly, I’m impressed. I mean, the man has stamina, and I