You’ve got to be kidding me, right? President Donald Trump is actually considering a third term in the White House, because, you know, the Constitution is just a suggestion, not a rule book. And, of course, he’s "not joking" about it, because that’s exactly what he says every time he’s about to do something completely absurd. I mean, who needs a two-term limit when you’re a visionary leader like Trump?
But, I mean, seriously, have you seen the 22nd Amendment? It’s like, right there in black and white, prohibiting a president from serving more than two terms. And yet, Trump is all like, "Hey, there are methods to get around that." Methods, people! I’m sure it’s totally not a dictatorship when you just ignore the rules and make up your own.
And what’s even more hilarious is that his allies are totally on board with this plan. I mean, Rep. Andy Ogles, R-Tenn., has already crafted a resolution to extend presidential term limits, because why not? It’s not like we have a functioning democracy or anything. And Steve Bannon, Trump’s BFF, is like, "Oh, yeah, Trump’s gonna run and win again in 2028, no problem." I’m sure the interview on News Nation was totally not scripted or anything.
But, hey, who needs a free and fair election when you can just coronate Trump as king? I mean, the White House has already started posting pictures of him with a crown, so it’s basically a done deal. And, of course, Trump’s all about the poll numbers, saying that "a lot of people would like me to" hold office for a third term. Because, you know, popularity contests are how we decide who gets to be president, not those boring old elections.
And, let’s be real, what’s the point of having a Constitution if you’re just going to ignore it? I mean, we might as well just buy a copy of the Constitution for Dummies and start from scratch. At least that way, we’ll know what we’re getting into.
But, in all seriousness, this is getting ridiculous. Trump’s antics are like a never-ending circus clown show, and we’re all just stuck watching in horror. And, I mean, what’s next? Are we going to start calling him "King Trump" and bowing down to his greatness?
And, by the way, has anyone noticed that Trump’s comments about serving a third term are always followed by a bunch of vague statements about "methods" and "alternatives"? It’s like, come on, dude, spit it out already. What’s the plan, man? Are you going to pull a rabbit out of a hat and make the Constitution disappear?
Anyway, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what other crazy antics Trump has up his sleeve. In the meantime, let’s all just take a deep breath and remember that, no matter what, we’re stuck with this guy for at least a little while longer. So, go ahead and buy some stress balls and let’s get through this together.
But, before I forget, let’s talk about the real issue here: the Constitution. I mean, it’s not like we can just hang it on the wall and forget about it. We need to actually read it, understand it, and follow it. And, you know, maybe teach our kids about it so they don’t grow up thinking that Trump’s antics are normal.
And, finally, can we please just take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of it all? I mean, we’re living in a world where the president of the United States is seriously considering a third term, and we’re all just like, "Well, I guess that’s just how it is now." It’s like, what’s next? Are we going to start calling him "King Trump" and bowing down to his greatness?
Oh, wait, I think I’ve got a great idea for a new TV show: "The Trump Administration: A Reality TV Show." We can have Trump as the star, and his allies as the contestants. And, of course, the prize will be a third term in office. It’s like, what could possibly go wrong, right?