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BREAKING: Hegseth Reveals His Secret War Plans Were Actually Just Recipes for Chicken Parmesan, Calls Atlantic Editor 'Saucy-McScoopFace' - Uncede | My Take on the News

BREAKING: Hegseth Reveals His Secret War Plans Were Actually Just Recipes for Chicken Parmesan, Calls Atlantic Editor ‘Saucy-McScoopFace’

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I’m just going to say it: our government officials are a bunch of incredible individuals, and by incredible, I mean incredibly incompetent. I mean, who needs alternative facts when you can just leak national security secrets on a group chat? Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is basically the poster child for this kind of exceptional behavior.

And don’t even get me started on the leaked plans for U.S. airstrikes on Yemen – I mean, who needs official channels when you can just text it to a bunch of people, including the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg? It’s not like that’s a huge security risk or anything.

But, of course, Hegseth had to go and deny the whole thing, because that’s what you do when you’re caught red-handed, right? He called Goldberg a “deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who’s made a profession of peddling hoaxes” – wow, what a convincing argument. I mean, who needs evidence when you can just deflect and deny?

And then there’s President Donald Trump, who somehow managed to outdo Hegseth in the denial department. When asked about the leak, he said he didn’t know anything about it, and then proceeded to attack the magazine – because, you know, that’s exactly what you do when you’re caught in a scandal. He even went so far as to share a screenshot of an Elon Musk post on social media, which was basically just a joke about The Atlantic – wow, what a classy move.

Anyway, it seems like the fallout from this whole ordeal is going to be interesting, to say the least. National Security Adviser Mike Waltz might be on the chopping block for his role in setting up the group chat – and honestly, I’m just shocked that it took this long for someone to get in trouble over this whole mess.

But hey, at least we can all learn from this experience, right? I mean, who needs national security protocols when you can just wing it and hope for the best? It’s not like we’re living in a dangerous world or anything.

And, by the way, has anyone else noticed that our government officials seem to be more concerned with covering their tracks than actually doing their jobs? It’s like, hello, you’re supposed to be public servants, not master manipulators.

But, I guess that’s just the world we live in now – a world where alternative facts and deflection tactics are just par for the course. So, go ahead and buy a book on politics, because, honestly, you’re going to need it to keep up with these people.

And, finally, can someone please explain to me why our government officials seem to think that denying everything is a valid strategy? Do they really think we’re all just going to forget about the leaked plans and the incompetence that led to them? It’s like, come on, guys, we’re not idiots.

But, hey, what do I know? I’m just a concerned citizen, watching in horror as our government officials embarrass themselves on a daily basis. So, go ahead and read more about Pete Hegseth, because, honestly, you won’t believe what this guy has been up to.

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