I’m still trying to wrap my head around this whole debacle, but apparently, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is in hot water over some allegedly leaked war plans – because, you know, that’s exactly what you want to see in a national security team: careless texting habits. I mean, who needs cryptography when you’ve got Signal, right? (Or so I’ve heard, I’m no expert, but I do know that’s not how you keep secrets).
And let’s get this straight: Hegseth is denying that he texted classified war plans to a group chat that accidentally included Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic – but honestly, who hasn’t been there, right? I mean, we’ve all accidentally texted the wrong person at some point. But this is, you know, a tad more ser