I’m seriously questioning the sanity of the Democratic National Committee right now, because they’ve just announced that they’re putting up billboards in Republican districts, and I’m like, what’s next, sending out carrier pigeons to spread the word? But, apparently, these billboards are going to be in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, and Pennsylvania, because you know, that’s exactly what people need, more signs telling them what to do.
And, can we just take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of Ken Martin, the new chair of the DNC, calling Republicans cowards, I mean, I’ve seen some brave moves in my time, but this one takes the cake, or should I say, it takes the cake topper, because, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good cake topper?
But, in all seriousness, what’s really going on here is that Democrats are trying to pressure Republicans into holding town halls, because, you know, that’s what real politicians do, they listen to their constituents, and not just hide behind their Twitter accounts, or in this case, their billboards, and I’m thinking, wouldn’t it be great if they just had a big town hall meeting kit, complete with a megaphone, a whiteboard, and a box of donuts, because, let’s face it, donuts make everything better.
And, did I mention that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is also getting in on the action, visiting Eau Claire, Wisconsin, and holding a “People v. Musk” rally, because, you know, that’s exactly what we need, more trials by Twitter, and I’m thinking, can we just get a judge, a jury, and a courtroom, and be done with it, or maybe just a courtroom drama book, because, let’s be real, drama sells.
But, what really gets my goat is that Senator Bernie Sanders is also holding rallies in Republican territory, and I’m like, isn’t that just a recipe for disaster, or a disaster recipe book, because, let’s face it, disaster is always a good time, and I’m thinking, can we just get a map, a compass, and a first aid kit, because, you know, preparedness is key.