Can you believe this? President Donald Trump is at it again, revoking Secret Service protection for Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden, because, you know, the Biden family is just soooo wealthy and can totally afford their own security (or not, who cares, right?).
And what prompted this genius decision, you ask? Oh, just some random reporter bringing up an unverified claim that Hunter Biden had 18 (yes, 18!) Secret Service agents protecting him in South Africa – a country that’s apparently on Trump’s watch list (who knew?). I mean, who needs fact-checking when you’ve got Trump’s incredible instincts, right? By the way, if you want to learn more about the Secret Service and their protection protocols, I recommend checking out this book on Amazon.
Let’s put this into perspective: the New York Post reported on this claim, citing the far-right activist Laura Loomer as its source – yeah, because she’s a totally reliable and unbiased source (sarcasm alert!). And then Trump jumps on the bandwagon, because why not, it’s not like he has better things to do, like running the country or something. Have you seen the books about Trump’s presidency on Amazon? They’re quite the read!
But wait, there’s more! Trump also decided to cut off economic and financial assistance to South Africa, because, apparently, the country’s human rights record is “brutal” (his words, not mine). I mean, who needs diplomacy when you can just tweet your way through foreign policy? You can find more information about the Human Rights situation in South Africa on this website.
And let’s not forget Hunter Biden, the poor guy’s just trying to live his life, but no, he’s a frequent target for Republicans who allege that he profited off his father’s presidency (because, you know, the Trump family never did anything like that… *cough*). Before leaving office, the elder Biden pardoned his son, reneging on his earlier pledge that he would not do so – because, you know, family is everything (unless you’re a Trump, then it’s all about the business… just kidding, sort of).
But, I mean, can we really blame Trump for this decision? I mean, who needs Secret Service protection when you’ve got… um, wait, what’s the alternative again? Oh right, nothing. Because, you know, the Biden family is just so wealthy and influential that they can totally take care of themselves (sarcasm alert!). If you want to know more about the Secret Service protection, you can read this book.
And what’s next? Well, the Secret Service has begun the process of withdrawing its protective details for Hunter and Ashley Biden – because, you know, Trump’s word is law (or something like that). I’m sure it’ll all be fine, I mean, what could possibly go wrong, right? You can find more information about the withdrawal of the Secret Service protection on this website.
But, in all seriousness (for a moment), this whole situation is just a big mess. I mean, can’t we all just get along? Wait, no, that’s not how politics works, is it? If you want to learn more about politics and how it works, I recommend checking out this book on Amazon.
And, finally, let’s talk about the real victim here: the Secret Service agents who have to deal with Trump’s antics. I mean, can you imagine having to work for this guy? The drama, the stress, the constant tweeting… it’s a wonder they haven’t all quit yet. You can find more information about the Secret Service and their role in protecting the President on this website.