And can you believe it, the IRS Chief is throwing a tantrum because he got ousted by Elon Musk’s DOGE, I mean, who doesn’t love a good underdog story, right? But seriously, this guy is having a major meltdown, like, I’ve-seen-better-behaved-kids-in-a-candy-store meltdown.
He’s all like “I’m just trying to do my goddamn job” – oh, poor baby, someone took your toy away, and now you’re crying about it. And then he says “They have no idea who they picked a f—king fight with” – oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s the guy who made SpaceX happen, or the one who turned Twitter into a crazy-person’s playground, just a guess.
But, and I mean big but, what’s really going on here? Is it a case of sour grapes, or is there something more sinister at play? I mean, the IRS Chief was just doing his job, collecting taxes and whatnot, and then out of nowhere, he gets ousted by a meme cryptocurrency, it’s like something out of a South Park episode. And let’s be real, if DOGE can take down the IRS Chief, what’s next, the FED?
Now, I know what you’re thinking, what about all the tax forms and individual returns that need to be processed, who’s going to do all that boring stuff? And to that, I say, who cares, it’s not like the IRS Chief was doing a stellar job anyway, I mean, have you seen the tax code lately, it’s like a War and Peace novel, but without the peace.
But, in all seriousness, this whole ordeal does pose some interesting questions, like, what’s the role of cryptocurrency in our society, and how does it affect our economic system, and more importantly, can I buy a Lamborghini with DOGE coins, because, priorities.
And, as an aside, have you ever tried to mine cryptocurrency, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is a unicorn, good luck with that. But I digress, the point is, the IRS Chief got ousted, and now we have to deal with the aftermath, or do we, maybe we can just forget about it, like that one Harrison Ford movie.
Anyway, where was I, oh right, the IRS Chief, so he’s all bent out of shape, and I’m just over here thinking, dude, you got outplayed by a meme cryptocurrency, maybe it’s time to reinvent yourself, or maybe just take a digital detox, because, clearly, you’re not handling the stress very well.
But, and this is a big but, what if this is all just a smokescreen, what if the real issue is not the IRS Chief getting ousted, but something more sinister, like a conspiracy to control the world, or maybe I’ve just been watching too many conspiracy theories on YouTube.
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried those new chocolate chip cookies from Amazon, because, priorities, I mean, who needs world peace when you can have chocolate chip cookies, am I right? But I guess that’s a topic for another time, or maybe not, because, let’s be real, who cares about the IRS Chief when there are cookies to be eaten.