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Vance Forcibly Equipped with Ski Gear, Told to 'Ski to Siberia and Don't Come Back' - Uncede | My Take on the News

Vance Forcibly Equipped with Ski Gear, Told to ‘Ski to Siberia and Don’t Come Back’

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And can you believe it, folks? A Sugarbush Resort employee decided to trash the Trump administration instead of giving the morning’s snow report – because, you know, that’s exactly what people want to hear when they’re planning their ski trip (not). But seriously, who needs to know about the snow conditions when you can read a lengthy condemnation of the government? I mean, it’s not like people are trying to plan their day or anything.

Apparently, this employee thought it would be a great idea to express their opinions on the Trump administration, because, you know, the world was just missing that. And by “the world,” I mean the few people who actually read the snow report. But hey, who needs facts when you can have opinions, right? It’s not like people are tired of hearing about politics everywhere they go. Anyway, if you’re looking for some ski equipment, I heard Amazon has some great deals.

Now, I’m not saying that the employee was wrong to express their opinions, but come on, a snow report is not the place for it. It’s like me writing a recipe for chocolate cake and then suddenly going off on a tangent about the importance of climate change. I mean, stay focused, people! But hey, if you want to read about the Trump administration, I’m sure there are plenty of other places to find that information. Just saying.

But what really gets my goat is that this employee probably thought they were being clever and edgy by expressing their opinions in such a unique way. Newsflash: it’s not clever, it’s just annoying. And by “annoying,” I mean incredibly frustrating. I mean, can’t we all just get along and focus on the snow report? Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. Anyway, if you’re looking for some ski resorts with actual snow reports, I heard Sugarbush Resort is not the place to go.

And don’t even get me started on the author of the article who probably thought this was the most interesting thing to write about. I mean, seriously, who writes an article about someone trashing the Trump administration in a snow report? It’s like they were desperate for content or something. But hey, I guess it’s better than writing about cat videos or something. Although, now that I think about it, that might be more interesting.

Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is just a big mess. And by “mess,” I mean complete chaos. I mean, can’t we all just focus on the important things in life, like skiing and snowboarding? Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. But hey, at least we can all agree that politics is annoying.

But, in all seriousness, this whole thing just goes to show that politics is everywhere, even in the most unlikely of places, like a snow report. And by “unlikely,” I mean completely expected. I mean, it’s not like people can escape politics even when they’re trying to enjoy some fresh powder on the slopes. But hey, at least we can all agree that politics is important, right? Right?!

And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried coffee from Amazon? I heard it’s pretty good. But, back to the topic at hand, I guess what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is just a big mess. And by “mess,” I mean complete and utter chaos. But hey, at least it’s interesting, right? Right?!

But, in conclusion, this whole thing just goes to show that politics is a wild ride. And by “wild ride,” I mean complete and utter madness. I mean, who knows what’s going to happen next? Maybe someone will write a cookbook that’s actually a 政治 manifesto. But hey, at least it would be interesting, right? Right?!

And, finally, I guess what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is just a big mystery. And by “mystery,” I mean complete and utter enigma. I mean, who knows what’s going on in the world of politics? Maybe someone will write a book that explains it all. But hey, until then, we’re just stuck in this political chaos. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Right?!

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