I mean, what’s the point of even having a boyfriend if he’s not going to dress up as a reporter to confront a world leader, right? MTG’s boyfriend took it upon himself to don a disguise and confront Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, because, you know, that’s exactly what the situation needed – more drama. But seriously, who does that?
And don’t even get me started on the quality of the disguise – I mean, come on, if you’re going to pretend to be a reporter, at least put some effort into it, don’t just throw on a cheap blazer and call it a day. It’s like he raided a thrift store and said, “Yep, this will do.” I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you create a convincing disguise.
But, I guess when you’re dating someone like Marjorie Taylor Greene, you’ve got to expect the unexpected – after all, she’s not exactly known for her, shall we say, subtlety. So, in a way, it’s kind of impressive that her boyfriend took the initiative to, you know, create his own news story, rather than just relying on MTG’s usual antics to get attention. Although, if I’m being honest, it’s a bit worrisome that he felt the need to confront Zelensky in the first place – what’s next, drama queen lessons?
And, on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried those new extra caffeinated coffee beans? Because, wow, they’re like a rollercoaster for your taste buds – not that I need any more caffeine in my system, but hey, when in Rome, right? But, back to the matter at hand, I mean, what do you even say to someone who thinks dressing up as a reporter is a good idea? Do you just nod and smile, or do you try to have a rational conversation with them?
But, in all seriousness, it’s a bit concerning that MTG’s boyfriend felt the need to take such drastic measures – I mean, what’s the endgame here? Are they trying to start a war or something? Because, newsflash, that’s not how you create positive change – unless, of course, you’re going for a Nero-esque approach, in which case, carry on, I suppose. Although, if I’m being completely honest, it’s a bit hard to take anything MTG or her boyfriend say seriously, given their, shall we say, checkered past.
And, while we’re on the topic of, you know, actual reporting, has anyone noticed how fake news has become, like, a thing? I mean, it’s not just MTG’s boyfriend dressing up as a reporter – it’s a whole industry of people creating their own reality, and it’s getting to the point where you can’t even trust a legitimate news outlet anymore. But, hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Although, if I’m being completely serious for a second, it’s actually kind of terrifying.
But, I guess that’s a topic for another time – or, you know, never, because who needs rational discourse when you can just, you know, create your own reality? And, on that note, I’m just going to go ahead and make my own reality, because, why not? It’s not like it’s going to make things any worse, right? Although, if I’m being completely honest, I’m a bit worried about what’s going to happen next – I mean, are MTG and her boyfriend going to start a revolution or something? Because, if so, I’m buying popcorn.