Breaking News: President Donald Trump has officially lost his mind, and we have the evidence to prove it! But, and I mean bigly, the latest Cabinet meeting was a real showstopper, folks. I mean, who needs substance when you can have a bunch of yes-men and women repeating your every word? And, let’s be honest, it’s not like we haven’t seen this before, but still, it’s just so… unbelievable (wink, wink).
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “What’s the big deal about a Cabinet meeting?” Well, my friends, this one was special, and I’m not just saying that because Trump’s press shop has taken over and is handpicking reporters to fill the daily press pool. No, no, it’s because we got to see some real, genuine, and totally-not-staged moments between Trump and his favorite Fox & Friends host, Lawrence Jones. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of softball questions being lobbed at the president? (Check out softball equipment on Amazon to get in on the action!)
And, let’s talk about the Associated Press for a second. They’re still frozen out by the administration, but they did manage to provide a live feed of the event. And, boy, did it capture some juicy moments, including a hot mic moment that was missing from the White House’s official stream. You can even find hot mics on Amazon if you want to get in on the action!
But, I digress. The real star of the show was Lawrence Jones, who got to ask Trump some real hard-hitting questions, like “Which of your Cabinet members is your favorite?” Wow, I bet that took a lot of courage to ask. And, of course, Trump had to praise Jones for wondering if he would fire all of the generals and command staff involved in the botched Afghanistan withdrawal. Because, you know, that’s exactly what we need, more yes-men and women who will do Trump’s bidding without questioning it. You can find books on the Afghanistan withdrawal on Amazon if you want to learn more.
And, let’s not forget about the White House Correspondents’ Association, which has announced that it will no longer coordinate shared coverage of the White House amid the ongoing dispute over media access. Because, you know, who needs a free press when you have Trump’s press shop controlling the narrative? But, hey, at least we can all agree that this is a free press issue, right?
Anyway, that’s all for now, folks. Stay… just kidding, I’m not going to say that. But, seriously, if you want to stay informed about the latest news and analysis, you should totally sign up for the daily Inside Washington email. It’s free, and it’s definitely not controlled by Trump’s press shop (or is it?). You can even find books on Inside Washington on Amazon if you want to learn more.
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