I’m just so excited to talk about Germany’s new leader and their utter disgust with Trump – I mean, who wouldn’t be, right? And let’s be real, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming, at all. But what’s really interesting is how Germany’s new leader is basically like, “Peace out, Trump, we’re good” – and honestly, same, Germany, same.
And can we just take a moment to appreciate how Olaf Scholz is basically the anti-Trump? Like, he’s all about climate change and equality, and Trump is just over here like, “Face masks are bad, and so is science” – what a contrast, am I right? But seriously, though, Germany’s new leader is all about being the grown-up in the room, and it’s kind of refreshing, you know?
But let’s get back to the whole Trump situation – because, honestly, it’s just so rich (pun intended) that Germany’s new leader wants nothing to do with him. I mean, who can blame them, really? Trump’s all about being a narcissist and making everything about him, and Germany’s new leader is all, “Uh, no thanks, we’re good” – and I’m just over here like, “Yaaas, Germany, yaaas”. And have you seen the anti-Trump book selection on Amazon? Wow, it’s like a never-ending treasure trove of Trump-roasting goodness.
And what’s really funny is how Trump’s all about Twitter and Germany’s new leader is all, “Uh, I’ll just stick to actually governing, thanks” – what a concept, right? But seriously, though, it’s kind of amazing how Germany’s new leader is all about being the adult in the room, and Trump is just over here throwing tantrums on Twitter – it’s like, hello, someone get this man a pacifier, stat.
But, and this is a big but, Germany’s new leader isn’t just about dissing Trump all day – they’re also about policy and progress, and that’s what’s really exciting. I mean, who doesn’t love a good policy wonk, am I right? And let’s be real, Germany’s new leader is all about being the anti-populist, and that’s something we can all get behind – or at least, I hope so, because, you know, populism is basically the worst.
And did I mention that Germany’s new leader is all about Europe and international cooperation? Like, they’re all about being part of the European Union and working together with other countries, and Trump is just over here like, “America first, and also last, and also only” – what a contrast, right? But seriously, though, it’s kind of amazing how Germany’s new leader is all about being a team player, and Trump is just over here being a solo artist – it’s like, hello, someone get this man a team-building book, stat.
But, in all seriousness, Germany’s new leader is kind of a breath of fresh air, and that’s something we should all be excited about. I mean, who doesn’t love a good politics book, am I right? And let’s be real, Germany’s new leader is all about being the future, and Trump is just over here being the past – it’s like, hello, someone get this man a time machine, stat.