Because who needs the Department of Education, right? I mean, what’s the point of educating our future generations when we can just, you know, figure it out as we go? But seriously, Congress has to decide whether or not to keep the Department of Education, and let’s be real, it’s not like Elon Musk is going to swoop in and save the day (although, that would be kind of amazing).
And I’m not even kidding, Balderson said that Congress has to do their work, not Trump, not Elon Musk (sensing a theme here?). But what’s interesting is that Balderson was endorsed by Trump since his first run for Congress in 2018, in a district that has voted Republican for, like, 46 years or something.
But let’s get to the good stuff: Trump’s new commerce secretary, Howard Lutnick, confirmed that the president plans to make cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. Because, you know, those programs are just soooo not popular with Republicans and Democrats alike (please note the heavy sarcasm). And if Trump follows through on those cuts, Republican voters might actually lose patience with him and the GOP by the time the 2026 midterm elections come around (but let’s be real, they’ll probably just forgive and forget because, you know, politics).
Anyway, back to Balderson: I’m not sure what’s more surprising, the fact that he’s speaking out against Trump’s actions or the fact that he’s still a Republican (just kidding, kind of). But in all seriousness, it’s interesting to see Balderson take a stance against Trump’s plans, especially considering their history together. Perhaps this is a sign that Trump’s magic is finally starting to wear off (or maybe I’m just reading too much into it).
And can we talk about Howard Lutnick for a second? I mean, who is this guy and why is he so eager to cut Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid? Is he, like, secretly a Democratic plant or something (just kidding, or am I?). But seriously, it’s concerning to see Trump’s administration making moves to cut these vital programs, especially when they’re so popular with, you know, everyone.
But I guess that’s just the world we live in now: a world where Trump can just, you know, do whatever he wants and Congress is just like, “oh, okay, sure thing, Trump.” And don’t even get me started on Elon Musk – I mean, what’s his role in all of this, anyway? Is he, like, Trump’s new BFF or something?
And while we’re on the topic of Elon Musk, has anyone seen his latest tweetstorm? Because, wow, that guy can tweet. But in all seriousness, it’s interesting to see how Trump’s actions are affecting Republicans like Balderson, who are starting to speak out against him. Perhaps this is a sign that the GOP is finally starting to, you know, wake up and realize that Trump might not be the best thing since sliced bread (but let’s be real, they’ll probably just find a way to spin it and make it all about fake news).
But I digress: the real question here is, what’s going to happen to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid? Are they going to, like, disappear into thin air or something? And what about Balderson‘s district – are they going to, you know, rise up and demand that Trump stop his, ahem, shenanigans? Only time will tell, I suppose.
And on a completely unrelated note, has anyone tried those new chocolate chip cookies from Amazon? Because, wow, they’re amazing. But back to Trump and his, ahem, antics: it’s like, what’s next? Is he going to, you know, cut all the programs and just, like, rule with an iron fist or something? (Please note the heavy sarcasm, again).
But in all seriousness, it’s concerning to see Trump’s administration making moves to cut these vital programs, especially when they’re so popular with, you know, everyone. And I’m not even kidding, Balderson‘s stance against Trump’s plans is, like, refreshing or something. Perhaps this is a sign that the GOP is finally starting to, you know, wake up and realize that Trump might not be the best thing since sliced bread (but let’s be real, they’ll probably just find a way to spin it and make it all about fake news).
And while we’re on the topic of fake news, has anyone seen that latest article from The New Republic? Because, wow, it’s scathing. But in all seriousness, it’s interesting to see how Trump’s actions are affecting Republicans like Balderson, who are starting to speak out against him. Perhaps this is a sign that the GOP is finally starting to, you know, wake up and realize that Trump might not be the best thing since sliced bread (but let’s be real, they’ll probably just find a way to spin it and make it all about fake news).
But I guess that’s just the world we live in now: a world where Trump can just, you know, do whatever he wants and Congress is just like, “oh, okay, sure thing, Trump.” And don’t even get me started on Elon Musk – I mean, what’s his role in all of this, anyway? Is he, like, Trump’s new BFF or something? (Just kidding, or am I?).
Anyway, I’m done ranting for now. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully? (Just kidding, I’m probably not done). But seriously, it’s concerning to see Trump’s administration making moves to cut these vital programs, especially when they’re so popular with, you know, everyone. And I’m not even kidding, Balderson‘s stance against Trump’s plans is, like, refreshing or something. Perhaps this is a sign that the GOP is finally starting to, you know, wake up and realize that Trump might not be the best thing since sliced bread (but let’s be real, they’ll probably just find a way to spin it and make it all about fake news).
And on a final note, can someone please explain to me why Trump is so obsessed with cutting all these programs? Is he, like, secretly a Democratic plant or something (just kidding, or am I?). But seriously, it’s concerning to see Trump’s administration making moves to cut these vital programs, especially when they’re so popular with, you know, everyone. Maybe someone can, you know, explain it to me like I’m five or something.